::pout:: You just know I already have a scene in my head don't you? One where Jessica Harris is Susan StoHelit's sister and she run off to an alternate dimension because she didn't wanna be related to Death and she only had Xander cause it took her out of the running. Cause Death can't bring life forth from his loins or whatever so once she had him she was free.
And Xander thinks his Aunt Susan moved to Europe or whatever and now she's back and she's asking if anything weirder than usual happened and she tells him she knows about the Hellmouth and why isn't he sleeping with Spike yet? And Xander freaks out cause he remembers her telling him that before she did and he accidentally uses THE VOICE and holly shit he's Death's great-grandkid!
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3/20/05 08:48 am (UTC)And Xander thinks his Aunt Susan moved to Europe or whatever and now she's back and she's asking if anything weirder than usual happened and she tells him she knows about the Hellmouth and why isn't he sleeping with Spike yet? And Xander freaks out cause he remembers her telling him that before she did and he accidentally uses THE VOICE and holly shit he's Death's great-grandkid!
::pout:: I'm gonna have to write this aren't I?