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[roxy]

Subject line of spam: Go understand of liver guesthouse. Wow, yes, that's got my curiosity. and here's the weird thing, I just built a guesthouse out of liver! What a coincidence!

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[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

Or is it a guesthouse for your liver? Or for someone else's?

"My cousin Tom's liver is here for a visit. It's in the guesthouse out back."?

[aurora-bee.livejournal.com]

*Confused* Mooooooom I'm scared!

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

And the guests were very understanding about the liver smell.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

kind of like the witch in Hansel and Gretel, only with organ meat. okay.

[metamorphogenic.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a guesthouse for Baba Yaga (imagine a big ol' liver guesthouse with... chicken feet!)

You could do a whole Alexei plotline featuring the local Baba Yaga and her liver guesthouse.

[metamorphogenic.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the last spam I received had this as a subject line:

discounted supreman life deliveerd to your door

I just wanted to share that.
*scrubs brain*

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

It's the fava beans and chianti that have me worried.