*smiiiiiiiiiiiiiile*

[roxy]

Yesterday was Mr. Roxy's birthday--YaY Mr.Roxy. Still as cute as when I first set eyes on him, a tender little youth of 19. And here he is, 48. It hardly seems possible that so much time has passed. He was so completely innocent when I met him--poor thing. My friends and I must have seemed like people from another planet, but he was always so nice to them--it's one of the things that drew me to him, his willingness to accept other folks, no matter how strange or different or completely screamingly queer, he was unfailingly polite and kind. Kind of Old School southern upbringing without the bigotry.

So, he got many gifts and I made him dinner. I know it! Really, I swear, and not a box in sight--from...*SCRATCH!* (horses nigh in background, thunder)
After, we went out for dessert. My reasoning being, if there 's no birthday cake around I won't be able to eat the whole fucking thing myself. And then...well, let's just put this part under the cut, shall we? Wouldn't want to scar the children...

anyhoo-
and then we had the kind of sex that make your neighbors say Lord Jesus, call the police-someone's getting killed over there! Oh my god! Ladies, if you think I'm doing anything so rude as to brag--fuck yeah, I am! *does the butt-waggle dance of be jealous*

I’m sorry, that's not very mature is it?
BWAAAH-HAHAHA!!!!
I'm sure some of you are doing the mental equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going LALALALA, but get used to it, old folks have sex--and some pretty freaky nasty sex at that. *purrrrrrs*

So tonight's the anniversary, 26 years, go us--but it's a work night so nothing going on special...ah well, can't complain, at least I'm still semi-gainfully employed. *grin* Talk to you later, at least those of you who haven't run off. *roxy be all grinnin'*
Kisses?

Comments

[shattered.livejournal.com]

Congrats!

I hope you two have a wonderful evening.:-)

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Did you bring it last night? Did. You. Work.It? I know you did :)
I'm glad he had an 'exciting' birthday!

[lexslave.livejournal.com]

well, you;re his present EVERYday!!! he's a lucky man!! :D

congrats, and happy anniversary. :)

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Yay for nasty sex, baby!!

:D

[ender24]

wish you a wonderful evening with your hubby!!!!

full of hearts and flowers!!!!!
you deserve the best (sex , and all , you know :D )

[beeej.livejournal.com]

*Go Roxy, go Roxy, go Roxy*
Yay for celebrations, dessert and hot sex! Woot!

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Aww, so adorable!

[itsaslashything.livejournal.com]

Well...I'd wish him a Happy Birthday, but it sounds as though 'happy' is much too mild a term for your celebration! ;) Go You!

And here's hoping the Anniversary sex will have people in the next COUNTY talking about all that humpin' and shoutin'!

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

LOL; thanks for sharing this dear, I'm glad you're getting some and more!! *G*
Happy Birthday to Mr.Roxy and happy anniversary!

[feliz581.livejournal.com]

Oh, well Happy Birthday to your Mr.!! And I am completely and totally not jealous of your great sex! Nope, not even a little. None. Nada.

Happy Anniversary!! *throws confetti*

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Roxy (HART! - Bahhahaha - Chicago) and Happy Belated Anniversary!

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

anyhoo-
and then we had the kind of sex that make your neighbors say Lord Jesus, call the police-someone's getting killed over there! Oh my god! Ladies, if you think I'm doing anything so rude as to brag--fuck yeah, I am! *does the butt-waggle dance of be jealous*

I’m sorry, that's not very mature is it?
BWAAAH-HAHAHA!!!!
I'm sure some of you are doing the mental equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going LALALALA, but get used to it, old folks have sex--and some pretty freaky nasty sex at that. *purrrrrrs*


Oh yeah, i know exactly what you mean. Of course, you have to have the windows open for ...the fresh air, right? All that breathing, you wouldn't want to get light headed or anything, right? besides, somebody's got to show these kids how it's done...wouldn't want them learning it on the street or something, who knows what they'd pickup.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Hee! Sounds like Mr. Roxy had a happy birthday. And way to go on 26 years. That's... as long as I've been alive. huh

[(Anonymous)]

*avoids that cut like the m-f-ing plague*

I'm glad the Uncle had a nice birthday. I'd like to take him to that BBQ place he always talks about in philly. I miss you!!!

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Old people get to have sex? Since when? You mean when I'm old I get to have sex? And wait a minute, if Mr. Roxy is 48 and I'm 43, you're saying I'm old.

Wait a minute? Then shouldn't I be gettin' some? I'm old, by you're logic.

:confused:

And Happy Birthday Mr. Roxy!

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Oh, and happy anniversary too. You married your husband the day after his birthday? Why how sweet of you!

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

There is only one thing to say:

You are my icon!

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

Hell, I'd brag if I had something worth bragging about!

[tabaqui]

Many Happy Belated Returns of the Day, Morgan Mr. Roxy!
Heeee.

And Happy, happy anniversary!
Wheeeeeeee!!
*smooches you all up*

[lapetite-kiki.livejournal.com]

Whoo hoo!
Happy Anniversary!

[fleegull.livejournal.com]

So tonight's the anniversary, 26 years,

And here's to many, many more!!!

[beet]

Aww! Happy birthdays and anniversaries always make my hearty a little mushy. Sweet!

And then with the nasty sex!! *snerk* Good to keep the universe in balance, no?


Many more sweet years to you both!! *smooches to you and mr. r*

yay, Roxy!

[laceymcbain.livejournal.com]

Congrats! Happy Birthday to Mr. Roxy, and happy anniversary too.

*snicker* You brag, baby. You brag all you want. *applauds*

[graysong.livejournal.com]

Well when Mr Roxy can move again (cuz ya just know he's still lying there with a stupid grin on his face) tell him "thanks for sticking around another year" a.k.a. "happy birthday"!!!

And I don't think 48 is old!! OldER maybe ... but only those crippled with regrets and hatreds and fears are really old. Oh wait, those are just nasty bastidges, not necessarily old ...

Anyways, *kisses* ... oops, forgot to ask, you have brushed your teeth, right? LOL

[graysong.livejournal.com]

And OH, I forgot ... happy anniversary too! *smacks head* I got all distracted by the sex talk that I missed that part ...