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[roxy]

Is it morning already? Hokey smokes--look at that time! It's the ass-crack of the afternoon already! I hate night shift. Not only I'm I sooo tired when I get home, night is when the scary people come to shop. At five minutes before store-closing. With all their mutant children. They keep telling me to smile at work. The next person that tells me that will be smiling all the fucking time.

Now I have to let the poor old dog out, he's been very patient. And at his age, having to go wee is no joke. It's sad. My puppy's all old. He's an old man dog. The dog and I have an odd relationship. We're like two people who've worked the same job for years, but only speak in the elevator. Knamean? I like him just fine and he likes me--but we don't hang out. Unless there's no one else in the house then he's like oh, no one else but you, hunh...okay. Hey what's up? Gotta treat?
Yeah, I got a treat.

We've each decided in case of disaster--we're eating *that* one! (point at each other)

It's nuts how my kid and the dog love each other. They're like siblings together, and he always gets his way with her. Heehee. He does stuff to her that he’d never dream of doing to me or Mr.Roxy. Like sitting on her foot while she’s eating, sighing until she feeds him. Snort. Sucker.

The Niece is his personal backscratcher and belly rubber. She can’t sit on the floor at all. He’s all over her, shedding with abandon—and love of course. Lots of love.
Ehh. He’s all right, I guess. *eyeball each other* All right! I’m coming. Furry little dictator.

I’ll be back.
;)

Comments

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I love my dogs. They adore me because I feed them and rub them and stuff. But they don't cuddle, at all. No cuddling from my little doggies.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Dog cuddles every one but me. but we like each other. We don't hang out, but I'd miss his furry, shedding,yarking up strange stuff on the rug ass a lot if he weren't here.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I'll always have a dog and I'll really miss these two. One of them is really quite old and just pees *wherever* She sees me get the leash, and she pees. She comes in from a twenty minute walk and pees, and lies down. Oh well.

When I moved into this apartment the carpet was old and stained and they said they were going to replace it, and they never did.

I tell my old doggie, "Just pee away!" She only weighs 6 pounds so it's like a tablespoon or less each time.

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

"The next person that tells me that will be smiling all the fucking time."

*snorfle* I *hate* when people tell me to smile. A professor once told me that life couldn't possibly be that bad that I was all mopey in his class a lot- well, it wasn't terribly good right then, either. If someone isn't in a cheerful mood, you can't force it!! You need some Joker gas or something... (the JTV episode of The Batman was on today- man, that's a good ep)

Late shifts anywhere are awful. I think, at that point of the evening, if you haven't already maimed someone, you're doing good.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Late shifts anywhere are awful. I think, at that point of the evening, if you haven't already maimed someone, you're doing good.
Snorfle! I think so too!

Ack--smack me!!! I forgot to set the VCR up to record the afternooon shows! *sob* The good ones!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Puppy!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

D'oh! and of course by all this blabbering I meant to say puppies are wonderful, I love puppies, yes.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Puppy!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

and, um, they're tasty cuddly. yes.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

And by tasty, you mean PUPPY!!! right?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

yes, PUPPY, for gods sake yes, it's the cutest damn puppy I've ever seen!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I want my puppy. Now. *whines*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh, very well. *gets down on knees and frisks and gambols around your ankles, licks your calves and nibbles your toes. And pees on your rug*
that should hold you 'til the puppy comes.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

You *do* love me! *dies of happieness*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Insanely.

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

Set up your VCR!!!! Before all they show are the crappy Batgirl-infested episodes! (though on Fridays it seems like they just replay the ep from the previous Saturday). But there was a really good, if disturbing, epiode on two Saturdays ago, with Dummy and Scarface, and no Batgirl. Looks like it's going to be the luck of the draw, unfortunately.