The Naked Truth
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roxyHaaarkk! Schniiiiffff.*koff* I'm better now.*Hoooccch-blergh*Really.
hey, thanksfor the bunnies tabaqui, they were so tasty, plus they came with their own little soup appetizers!! How nice.
In other news, duck! It's SV fic!
The Naked Truth
“Clark! What the fuck was that!”
“What the fu-heck was what?” Clark tried to maintain an innocent look, but it was a little frayed around the edges, and frankly Lex wasn’t buying it anymore.
“Clark, don’t fuck with me! Look--” He pointed at the window “--when we came in here, I had lace curtains on that window. Now-I have ash and a smoking hole through one of the window panes…and strangely, a smell of baked chicken,” he mused, and then snapped back to attention as Clark tried to edge off the bed. “Kent! What the *hell* is going on here? And none of your lame excuses this time!” Lex glared at Clark, who tried mightily to ignore how sexy a naked angry Lex was.
“Lex, nothing is going on…Hey! Maybe a meteor crashed through the window…it could happen.” He finished weakly at Lex’s look of total disbelief. Lex schooled his features into a picture of thoughtfulness, stroked his chin as he settled his eyes on a spot slightly above Clark’s head.
“Hmm. Well, that is one possible theory, Clark. The only problem is,” He looked directly into Clark’s eyes and snapped, “it’s bullshit!”
Clark recoiled and bumped against the headboard. And bobbed up and down lazily.
“Oh shiii-ugar.” He said mournfully.
“ Yes, oh shi-ugar. Now spill Clark, because I can’t let that go! You, you’re a mutant, aren’t you? Like Shawn, or Tina…”
“ No, Lex. It…erm…it gets stranger. I’m not from around here. You know, this here,” Clark said, waving his hand about vaguely. “Um, not this planet here.” He ginned a bit weakly and waited for Lex’s response.
“ Ah. Thank you for being so honest with me, babe. If you could just…wait here for a minute…” He edged smoothly over to the nightstand and his waiting cell phone. Plenty of experience with a sudden loss of rationality on the part of people around him insured that he was always prepared.
“ Leeex! Stop going for the phone. And besides, if I didn’t want you to call I’d just do this-” and when Lex saw him again, he was in the middle of the room, cell phone clutched in his hand.
“Shit! You’re…very fast.” Clark powdered the phone in his fist. “And very strong.”
Half a dozen scenarios featuring his painful and explosive death during sex raced through his mind.
“ Lex! I’m eighteen! I’ve had plenty of time to get used to the super-strength.”
Lex started. ‘Damn! He reads minds too!’
Clark laughed. “ Lex, I don’t know why you think you have such a poker face! I can read every emotion on it like a book.”
He was stung. Not possible! His armor was flawless when he wanted it to be. Poor thing. Alien he might be, but he was also slightly delusional. Well, there was only one thing for it. Fuck him into rationality. It wouldn’t be the first time he’d had to perform such a duty, but a Luthor never side- stepped responsibility. He’d just have to suck it up and –well, suck it up.
Grinning evilly he launched himself at Clark. He intended to get to the truth, the naked truth, if it took him all night. ‘ God willing….’
hey, thanksfor the bunnies tabaqui, they were so tasty, plus they came with their own little soup appetizers!! How nice.
In other news, duck! It's SV fic!
The Naked Truth
“Clark! What the fuck was that!”
“What the fu-heck was what?” Clark tried to maintain an innocent look, but it was a little frayed around the edges, and frankly Lex wasn’t buying it anymore.
“Clark, don’t fuck with me! Look--” He pointed at the window “--when we came in here, I had lace curtains on that window. Now-I have ash and a smoking hole through one of the window panes…and strangely, a smell of baked chicken,” he mused, and then snapped back to attention as Clark tried to edge off the bed. “Kent! What the *hell* is going on here? And none of your lame excuses this time!” Lex glared at Clark, who tried mightily to ignore how sexy a naked angry Lex was.
“Lex, nothing is going on…Hey! Maybe a meteor crashed through the window…it could happen.” He finished weakly at Lex’s look of total disbelief. Lex schooled his features into a picture of thoughtfulness, stroked his chin as he settled his eyes on a spot slightly above Clark’s head.
“Hmm. Well, that is one possible theory, Clark. The only problem is,” He looked directly into Clark’s eyes and snapped, “it’s bullshit!”
Clark recoiled and bumped against the headboard. And bobbed up and down lazily.
“Oh shiii-ugar.” He said mournfully.
“ Yes, oh shi-ugar. Now spill Clark, because I can’t let that go! You, you’re a mutant, aren’t you? Like Shawn, or Tina…”
“ No, Lex. It…erm…it gets stranger. I’m not from around here. You know, this here,” Clark said, waving his hand about vaguely. “Um, not this planet here.” He ginned a bit weakly and waited for Lex’s response.
“ Ah. Thank you for being so honest with me, babe. If you could just…wait here for a minute…” He edged smoothly over to the nightstand and his waiting cell phone. Plenty of experience with a sudden loss of rationality on the part of people around him insured that he was always prepared.
“ Leeex! Stop going for the phone. And besides, if I didn’t want you to call I’d just do this-” and when Lex saw him again, he was in the middle of the room, cell phone clutched in his hand.
“Shit! You’re…very fast.” Clark powdered the phone in his fist. “And very strong.”
Half a dozen scenarios featuring his painful and explosive death during sex raced through his mind.
“ Lex! I’m eighteen! I’ve had plenty of time to get used to the super-strength.”
Lex started. ‘Damn! He reads minds too!’
Clark laughed. “ Lex, I don’t know why you think you have such a poker face! I can read every emotion on it like a book.”
He was stung. Not possible! His armor was flawless when he wanted it to be. Poor thing. Alien he might be, but he was also slightly delusional. Well, there was only one thing for it. Fuck him into rationality. It wouldn’t be the first time he’d had to perform such a duty, but a Luthor never side- stepped responsibility. He’d just have to suck it up and –well, suck it up.
Grinning evilly he launched himself at Clark. He intended to get to the truth, the naked truth, if it took him all night. ‘ God willing….’
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