What I'm doing instead of writing....

[roxy]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Roxymissrose!

1. Roxymissrose is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.


2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from roxymissrose.


3. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and roxymissrose would be as small as a pea.


4. The first roxymissrose was made in 1853, and had no pedals.


5. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of roxymissrose.


6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting roxymissrose on.


7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets roxymissrose.


8. If you put a drop of liquor on roxymissrose, she will go mad and sting herself to death!


9. Roxymissrose was originally called Cheerioats.


10. If roxymissrose was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.

I am interested in - do tell me about
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no.1, *nods* this is true.
no.2 people in Jersey bathe their kids in Tiger Rose, same effect.
no.9 I'm not a snob, I'll still answer to Cheerioats, or Oatie, if you're nasty....
no.10 you know, except for the height thing, that last one is spot on!

Comments

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Can't we call you Cheer or Cheeri?

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Well, I already knew the one about the beer, but the rest were a complete surprise to me! When did you start being made with pedals?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well, you can...*SHMOOCH*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...peas...

LOL!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Let me think--it was 1903, the year I joined the Tour de France I think, or was it earlier, hmmmm....

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That would make me World Peas. *nod*

Joining you in procrastination...

[dustandroses.livejournal.com]

How come I haven't noticed the cool Josephine Baker theme you've got going here? I love her.

And what I came in here to say: Yeah, well, you may be 7'2", but I'm still the world's tallest woman, and don't you forget it, Missy!

:::nods vehemently:::

Re: Joining you in procrastination...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

She *was* cool, no?

*is chastised.*
*hangs tiny head from enormous neck*

[bluemeridian]

Stripes! Cool! I always wanted stripes.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Gasp! thank you, good looking out! *grin*
Tsk! you know you should wear pants--isn't it cold in Finland?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*nods* they are the new black.