OH, HA HA HA -- I think that Clark is going to be traumatized for the rest of his life. HA HA HA!!
Clark stared. "So, you're not a legal doctor because of your really crap bedside manner or because you're a just an enormous jerk?"
Toby grinned. "Yeah."
- Hee, Toby.
Lex had been slowly, without comment, converting the rooftop garden he was very proud of into a baby safe play area. Clark knew better than to remark on the whole procedure, but he'd observed the changes and from time to time mentioned how nice it looked. Carefully. With no inflection. And not expecting an answer.
- Lex is such good daddy, and really the redecoration is probably keeping Lex from going too crazy.
Lex frowned at that-"Clark, it more than likely would be better for Ripley if you nur-erk--"
Clark had Lex by his tie, and yanked him nose to nose with him. "I would rather put my eyes out, do you understand-I'd rather put*your* eyes out." He gritted between clenched teeth.
"You need to get out more, sweetheart. Talk to other people. You're picking up bad habits from me."
- Seriously so Traumatized is Clark, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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5/31/06 06:08 pm (UTC)Clark stared. "So, you're not a legal doctor because of your really crap bedside manner or because you're a just an enormous jerk?"
Toby grinned. "Yeah."
- Hee, Toby.
Lex had been slowly, without comment, converting the rooftop garden he was very proud of into a baby safe play area. Clark knew better than to remark on the whole procedure, but he'd observed the changes and from time to time mentioned how nice it looked. Carefully. With no inflection. And not expecting an answer.
- Lex is such good daddy, and really the redecoration is probably keeping Lex from going too crazy.
Lex frowned at that-"Clark, it more than likely would be better for Ripley if you nur-erk--"
Clark had Lex by his tie, and yanked him nose to nose with him. "I would rather put my eyes out, do you understand-I'd rather put*your* eyes out." He gritted between clenched teeth.
"You need to get out more, sweetheart. Talk to other people. You're picking up bad habits from me."
- Seriously so Traumatized is Clark, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
No matter what Poppa Lex...
-- I love Poppa, no uncles here.