Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

[roxy]

...like, what the hell happened to Arsinio? Just wondering...

Does Superman change depending on what you're reading? Like if you're reading DC fic, or Superman Returns, or SV fic? If I'm reading comic based fic, he tends to look like some combination of Neal Adams/Tom Welling's character. (I'm old, shut up!) I only see Thomas if it's SV.

How come an hour at work is twenty years in hell, and an hour with your friends flashes by?

How come an orgasm seems to last way, way longer than it actually does? Is it God's way of apologizing for the other stuff?

How come when I get blocked on a story, I wander on-line and babble like this? Should I just shut the hell up and silently suffer.....AAAAAAH-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!!

Whew! *wipes eyes* Me, silently suffer...whooooo. Good one.

Oh yeah,an how come when you want your characters to have sex, they're all "Oh, no, gosh-golly I'm just not up for it, hee-hee, get it? Up for it?" and when you *don't* want them to have ,sex, they're all,"One time, that's it, just let me put the tip in I swear I'll pull out, can I just look at it?"

Oh. *koff* Okaaaay, shutting up now.

Comments

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

I think Arsinio has MS - I remember reading something a couple of years ago about him being diagnosed.

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

Hee!

You make my day.

*squishes you with luff*

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

How come an orgasm seems to last way, way longer than it actually does?

Oh noes, now I'm going to be *thinking* about this the next time one happens. Counting the seconds. *headdesk*

[tabaqui]

Heeeeee!
OMG, you great *goober*.
*luffs you hard*

[carolandtom.livejournal.com]

To me, Clark/Superman will always have Tom's face and body.

And how come your posts are always so enjoyable? (Yes, I'm saying it again)

[lexii314.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...
Looks like your writing something that I need to read :P

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. I read this and giggled like a crazy giggling things. *g*