BABBLE

[roxy]

1) I got cards!! Thank you, herohunter, and bittermint and sarahsaur81! And by the way, honey--that card was beautiful! Go on with your clever crafty self!

2) I read Absolute Power, and hokey smokes! My brain is overrun with rabid bunnies screaming for attention. Boy howdy--now I understand.

3) I want to throw Whit and Clark together sooooooo bad...it's screwing up everything. I might have to go way out of sequence here. I have a little bitty bit I'm about to post.

4) I got a few cards in the mail, for Hero and LBM, (oh, I know you changed your name, but you'll always be L to me. *shmooch!*) and Nash, who is crazy cool!

5) I should be working, but I'm a little nervous. You know, since we know each other so well, I know you don't mind sharing things of an intimate nature...we're all friends here right? And the state of my corpus is fascinating to one and all, no?
So, I have this procedure I'm getting done on Friday. I believe the technical term is Buttoscopy. This is where they shove a little (please gods be minuscule) camera in your nethers. I'm assured that I will be OUT for that part, but still...ew. It's been a difficult year for the Rose Nether Regions. What with getting shaved for the catheterization--and only half of me at that, it looked like a Brazilian gone horribly wrong....

6) What IS it with me and the no internal censors? Oh well. Pictures next! No, not of me. Though I wonder if I can get prints of the Buttoscopy?
Shutting up now.

Comments

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I sent your card today! You should be getting it soon! :D

And, yes, I have heard the camera is small. *pets you gently* It'll be over in no time!

[tabaqui]

Dude, you are?
Sheeeeeeeeesh!!
*pets your nether regions*

Ummmm...not like *that*!
Well, okay, *maybe* like that.
*cough*
Anyway - go here, clickity and enjoy.
:)
*smoooooooooooooooooooches you*

http://witling.livejournal.com/229910.html?view=4603926#t4603926

[carolandtom.livejournal.com]

You are so amazing! You make me laugh even when you are talking about a procedure. (But I DO know it'll be over before you notice it!)

I'm behind on all my readings; besides, I'll be having a few days off, with no net connection. But I hope that when I come back there'll be much more from you to read.

*Hugs*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Are you meaning the rear nethers? Because I got prints. While I was still doped up, I thought they were cool and planned on posting them. Then, after all the throwing up and sleeping and crap (me +anesthesia = very bad), I decided they were gross and I would never look at them again.

I come across them sometimes and they still squick me out.

Anyway, the actual procedure is easy pie. It's the before and after that is teh suck. At least for me.

[danceswithgary]

It's not fun, *but* you'll never feel a thing. I'm sure that when I had the last one done the doctor and nurses were havin' all sorts of giggles at my slurring words and snorts.

Afterwards? Drink lots. I mean lots. Of water. Not'tother stuff although it's tempting.

*Extra hugs*

[beet]

Eek!

Good luck on your procedure! I hope things come out well in the end!

(Yes, I am 5!!!)
*eg*

[clarkscherry.livejournal.com]

Can I just say, eeew! I was afraid my doctor was going to recommend a 'Buttoscopy"

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Can I just say, eeew! I was afraid my doctor was going to recommend a 'Buttoscopy" <hee!> for me today. I just had my yearly fun-fest. He didn't even stick his finger up my butt this year! For someone who loves to read about guys going at it, I don't want anything to do with anyone sticking anything up my rear end!

Anyway good luck with the procedure.

[treetracer]

God woman, you crack me up! Hopefully you'll come through it ok and not be babbling about the alien abduction and subsequent probing....

er, forget I said anything. ^_~

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YAY!!! *gahflaildroolicon*

Geez, I really hope it's teeny tiny...*wibble*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Thomas!! Pic cap porn!

Heeee! *waggles butt*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oy! I'll try hard to have something for you when you come back! *LOVES*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Reeeeeeally? You CAN get pics?
Geez...oh, the before sounds HORRIBLE!!! Bleeearg!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snuggles*
Thank you lovey! Lots of water--gotya!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEVOOOL!!!!
*snort*
End!
*snort*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

No sticking? Ever? Er, I mean...no! No sticking, never...*whistles, shuffles away* Look! Shiny!! *RUNS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hopefully you'll come through it ok and not be babbling about the alien abduction and subsequent probing....

"no expects the anal probe..."

Remember, the truth is in there...or something like that.
*gigglesnort*

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. My best wishes on the Buttoscopy.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Thank you, and my butt thanks you. *bravesmile*

[tabaqui]

Wheeeeeeeeee! yes!
:)
*smooches you all up and down*

[lexophilia.livejournal.com]

I'm going to get a card from you? *big, fat dramatic tear*

Thank you!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

But of course! I loves you!

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

My husband had that medical procedure, and whatever drugs they gave him left him with no memory of the procedure itself, and no pain afterwards, either. So *fingers crossed* you should be fine. But what/where is ABSOLUTE POWER? Is this something I've missed, or something I've read and forgotten the name of?