how long??

[roxy]

How long Lord? How long must I go through this monthly psychosis? What the hell, how long does it take to go through menopause, fercraps sake?? I'm fucking 53 years old, it's not like I *need* to be fertile anymore, thank you. Bloating, and cramping and having to keep sharp objects away--oh, and let's not forget the amusing self-hatred and total lack of self-confidence in my every ability--so yeah, updates? Eaten up by that, sorry.

*humpf*

Oh well.

Did I mention horny? I don't mind that part so much. *g*

Comments

[tzi.livejournal.com]

*smug* I don't do that anymore, and I'm 32 ^_~ I ♥ my hysterectomy =D

[stardancea.livejournal.com]

I still have a couple of decades to go, but I was thinking something similar a little while ago. I'm still looking at my collection of sharp bladed toys and wondering if I can get away with carving up my obliviously SLEEPING husband. Because sleeping means no relief for the crankiness, horniness and no cuddling either. I'm frustrated...

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

Awwwww.... poor snookums. :( I feel for ya for realz.

and hey, to bring a smile to your face, I just might have something to help you out with that horny issue before the weekend is up. ;) You have been a secret muse to me. *g*

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Whenever I get cramps, I can still feel them even through the painkillers I take. Grr

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i was 53 or so when i up & stopped. what i hated was the mental woolliness that had me on the highway with suddenly no idea how to get where i was going. scary. i hope it wraps up for you soon.

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

My kingdom for a hysterectomy :(

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, i had my last period when i was 53 aaand... 10 months. the last day i bled was the day my cat died. went out that day to buy more insulin needles for her and more pads for me, and none of thoser things ever got used. I miss having periods! i liked the drama.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Awwww... *hugs*

I've still got some time before I have to worry about that, but some months my period really beats me up. :( Those months, I'm a royal bitch for a week... ok, more of a royal bitch than I can be at other times. *grins* At least I'm nice enough to give my nephew fair warning to leave me alone because of my period.

[tabaqui]

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[jakrar.livejournal.com]

Not to depress you further, but the hot flashes are no fun, either, and I've been living with them for ten months now....

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

Oh, Roxy, I shouldn't laugh at this post, should I?
*g*
*hugs*
I should probably offer young studs in tonga to rub your feet and tend you refreshing drinks.
*offers*
;-)

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Rose will you please get your _PROGESTERONE_ levels checked!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle

On or around day 22, this would be 22 days after the first day of your period, you need to have your levels checked.

You should have a PEAK of progesterone and I can't find out what the range of levels should be, sorry.

Anyhow, if it's low, there's your answer. If not, I'm sorry I don't know. But that's what my problem was, ok?

[vegas-nolan.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, honey. :( Stupid uteruses, not understanding what we want and then obeying.

Makes me glad I am due for some early menopause. Hot flashes and chin hair, woohoo!

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

I ask myself the same damn question every month.

When I hear an answer, I'll post it, 'kay?

[kiramorningstar.livejournal.com]

Ach! I thought I was done -- hadn't had a period since October 2006 -- and then it came back a couple of days ago. I heard this can go on for a few years. My great aunt thought she was going thru menopause but instead she wound up having a baby at 54! (I think I'd kill myself -- and my husband too)