"Holy fuck!!! What the fuck?!?" <----- and here is where I fell out of my chair and dinged my knee....this part and this one below had me rolling....
Jonathan walked around the loft and Kal just wanted to run away. "You…you seem to have something extra about you, Kal."
Kal hung his head, sorrow warring with embarrassment. "Thank you, Jonathan," he sniffed,and wiped away the fat tear threatening to drop off the end of his nose, "but really, I'm of barely average size; we tend to be a wee bit bigger than most Earthers, but not in girth I see--"
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8/9/07 03:34 am (UTC)Jonathan walked around the loft and Kal just wanted to run away. "You…you seem to have something extra about you, Kal."
Kal hung his head, sorrow warring with embarrassment. "Thank you, Jonathan," he sniffed,and wiped away the fat tear threatening to drop off the end of his nose, "but really, I'm of barely average size; we tend to be a wee bit bigger than most Earthers, but not in girth I see--"
"I'm not talking about that--"
Oh god LOL!!!