Hey Folks!!

[roxy]

Hi! Guess what? I feel light as a feather now that the Clothes Swap From Hell is all wrapped up! I'm being horribly lazy and reading my friends list and glancing every so often at the big pouting alien in the corner who seems to think I should be writing but ha! Scew him, he made me bleed my own blood trying to get his ass into the clothes swap thing.

What I'm feeling is, I want to change my icons out. Yes, it's that time again. Thing is for most folks it's probably a simple matter of deleting what you don't want but for me, I have this complicated (read compulsive) system for organizing my icons, and a task that for most folks might take a--what--half hour or less? For me takes days--days! Ha! I am insane.

Take today for instance. I went to Lowes to price kitchen cabinets. A simple thing, I had measurements and all, I only needed to plug in the prices. But nope, I managed to make it a nitpickers fest. Now, this nice clean printed out sheet of paper is covered with cryptic remarks and undecipherable symbols--I need a fucking Virgil Swann to figure out what I've got here. It's rarely boring in my head, that's for sure.

anyway that's how I ended up in Tom Cruise's hotel room, with a the Tub-O-Peanut Butter Flavored lube, and him screaming, 'yes god yes, from now on I'll tell the truth, spank me harder MizzRose' and even though he did steal Big Bertha, (the world's only gas-powered dildo)turn's out he's not so bad, he just needs a firm loving hand...now don't you wish you'd clicked on that cut?

Comments

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

*loves you impossibly harder*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Oh, you just made my day!!! XD

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

What's it mean when the non-sequitor from the cut paragraph to the last paragraph didn't make me bat an eye? I figured, "I'm sure she's trying to make a point here, I just need to wait for it." And voila!

What's funny is that you have four extremely different paragraphs here, about totally different things, yet they all flow nicely together. I mean, as nicely as porn, pictures, cabinets, and Tom Cruise can flow together.

[itsaslashything.livejournal.com]

You made me giggle in the midst of a sucky, sucky day. Thanks! *smooches*

[redteekal.livejournal.com]

I think I'm a brutal savage when it comes to reorganising icons. That combined with the fact I'm limited to 35 makes me a minimalist in this area. Let's face it...I'm not even into organising that much.
But plzz..Tom Cruise? Go on make it even more interesting - say Michael Rosenbaum or Tom Welling or Jensen Ackles lol!!

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

pretty funny to think of tomcat stealing a dildo. hee!

boy, do i ever need new cabinets. drawers, too. the only thing i like to shop for, though, is books and music. no discipline, me.

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

For being such a naughty boy, you should make Tom install your cabinets. And yes "install your cabinets" is code for 'worship your feet'

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahhahaha.
I wanna go shopping with you.
:)

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

I lurves you so dearly... really I do's! But... umm... I think you just scarred me for life. *shudders*

*goes to scrub brain of any images of Tom Cruise and replaces them with Michael and Tom Welling* ;D

[beeej.livejournal.com]

I love you! I was having such a crap day, and you come along and make me laugh. Bless your li'l pea pickin' heart! *g*

[elsmoka.livejournal.com]

heh, GOOD FOR TOM! I guess... :D

But getting new icons is also very nice because they feel all new and shiny. :)

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

*mwa*

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

*loves on you and your beautiful Lex-icon and your cute little obsessions*