Won't someone think of the porn?

[roxy]

My darlings--I need your help! What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

ETA: mahaliem explains it all

Comments

[bluemeridian]

What do you mean 'if'??

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snort* I made myself laugh. :)

I'm thinking someone Midwestern-y like himself. Someone who is just a solid type of guy, not too pretty so maybe Jake Gyllanhaal (but I think he's ugly) or James Marsden (because Clark can't say that he watched X-Men because it's a good film

omg! Those are just the guys I was originally thinking of, but I thought I'd double check. I also think Jake lacks in hotness--and watched X-Men for that reason too! I kept waiting for him to have sex with Wolverine--did they cut those scenes? *is puzzled*

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

Not a movie actor, but Wentworth Miller maybe?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Jude Law? Really? That's interesting! He's kind of small, isn't he, next to Clark? I see Clark liking big guys. But it could work!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Someone bald

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well, certainly I think Wentworth would definitely be Clark's type( and make a lovely visual omg)but I was thinking TV actors would be too close to home, so to speak. :) Kind of like why I'd never have Clark or Lex reading a DC comic--for me it just feels odd.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol! Okay! Um...Vin Diesel...um...
thinking....

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

You come up with some of the best questions. :D

The obvious answer would have to be Michael Rosenbaum! ;D

But I can't help but hope he'd like Harrison Ford. I mean, with Lex being such a sci-fi geek, they had to have watched Star Wars constantly, and how can you not love Han Solo?

With his mom's influence, you know Martha had to watch old movies with him so... Tyrone Power, James Dean (who doesn't love Jimmy?), and Paul Newman (it's all in the eyes *grins*).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

With his mom's influence, you know Martha had to watch old movies with him so... Tyrone Power, James Dean (who doesn't love Jimmy?), and Paul Newman (it's all in the eyes *grins*).

Oh, you know I *love* the idea of Clark watching those flicks with his mom and silently crushing on them!

Harrison Ford I see as someone Lex would like--Lex would love the hero who wins the day and saves everyone by the end of the movie!

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

LOL Don't I always make things difficult? ;)

I only said it because I'm assuming that you're either going to have him interested in Lex or Bruce (though that assumption could be wrong). Both of them aren't exactly NORMAL crush material, unless you're a fangirl. :D So I think Clark's tastes wouldn't be for the usual cover boys.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yep, he is interested in Lex. And yes, Lex definitely isn't normal crush material. Hunh, I never looked at it like that. You're right--I'll file that notion away! Thanks!

[itsaslashything.livejournal.com]

I think Clark and Dean Cain make a really pretty picture together...and I definitely agree with the James Marsden suggestion...and maybe Oded Fehr...he's big and dark and has that yummy accent...Maybe Viggo or Karl Urban or Sean Bean from the LoTR trilogy...

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

LOL I'm glad that my strange logic can be helpful. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Dean Cain--I could see Clark thinking he was hot--and I guess the LOTR guys might make him sweat, even if they make me yawn. They're heroic and hairy and full of honorable testosterone and I can see him secretly harboring lust for them in his teenage heart.

Oded Fehr....OMG! Okay, that one is strictly for me!

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

My answer for everyone saying someone bald is Jason Statham.

[time-testudinem.livejournal.com]

I think Jason Statham would be just Clark's type. Of course my current obsession is John Simm from Life on Mars and Dr. Who. I could see fun with Clark watching Dr. Who and wondering why he has a hard-on for the evil maniac trying to destroy the world.

[time-testudinem.livejournal.com]

Hee, I was typing that as you were posting, perfect.

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

Great minds think alike! *hugs you*

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

I've thought about it some more and have come up with this -

Clark doesn't understand it, but for some reason Leonard Nimoy as Spock gets him hot. He decides he must be attracted to the lean and intelligent. When he discovers that Michael Rennie who plays the alien Klaatu, in that old movie The Day the Earth Stood Still gets him going, too, he adds dark-haired to the list.

It's only when Clark gets hard watching E.T. that he decides he has a problem.

*facepalms*

[time-testudinem.livejournal.com]

Oh, and here is my yummy John Simm icon. Forgot to use it before, to much wine.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omgod yes--I am getting senile! Jason. Who wouldn't want that?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Perfect!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

OMG! I *LOVE that!!! You're brilliant!!

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

I have no suggestions to offer, but can I just say how much I've enjoyed reading this thread?