Won't someone think of the porn?

[roxy]

My darlings--I need your help! What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

ETA: mahaliem explains it all

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! it's very interesting, no? I love mahaliem's comment!

All this for one line in a PWP! *snorfles*

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Hey, fanfic is serious business involving hard work and research. Everyone knows that.

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

Even my husband refers to Jason as my "oily beau-hunk".

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Jamie Bamber and, of course, Seth Green. :)

And the guy from "Sorority Boys". You know, the one with the "big butt" who made a really pretty girl.

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Jean Luc Picard.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Daddy Warbucks?

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

OMG! Totally!

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow!

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

See, that movie's right up Clarkie's alley! It's hopelessly hopeful and has a kind, rich bald man. Perfect. *wink*

[(Anonymous)]

I thought Clark watched X-Men for practical mutant-fighting tips. :)

--Jessica

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg---*no* DaddyWarbucks!!1

[twinsarein.livejournal.com]

Yul Brenner from "The King and I" - exotic, sexy, powerful, compelling, and bald. Sound like anyone else Clark knows?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yep, I got lots of suggestions for that and it makes great sense. He could put a poster on his wall and everyone would just think he was a Trekkie. Trekker. Whatever. *G* How he'll explain all the kleenix and lotion I have no idea.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Lex and anybody and anyone really is no stretch at all!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Seth Green. OMG, I can so see Clark lusting after Seth Green!

And the guy from "Sorority Boys". You know, the one with the "big butt" who made a really pretty girl.

*snickers*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wow, you guys are just great!!! What excelllent suggestions!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh suuuuuuuuure...fighting tips, yeah, that's the ticket...*snorfle*

[ender24]

I totally concur!!
for me, Patrick Stewart is, what for others Sean Connery is!!!
OHHH ,my captain!!!
*hands off, Clark, HE is mine*