Won't someone think of the porn?

[roxy]

My darlings--I need your help! What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

ETA: mahaliem explains it all

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[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Paul Walker, maybe? Vin Diesel? with all that testosterone and butch-ness, maybe he could rationalize it to himself at first, yeah?

Or good ol' Brad and Johnny. . . they never fail. I have quite a few guy friends who are assuredly straight, but they're also all open-minded -- I wouldn't hang out with anyone who wasn't -- and they all agree that both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are good looking guys!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh--Paul or Vin are nice--but Brad Pitt! I forgot how many guys have a mancrush on him! Thanks so much! *shmooch*

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

mmmm, steve sandvoss, mmmmm. he has that lithe swimmer's build, with the trim waist (somewhat like justin hartley's).
lotsa steve

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

Cary Grant if you're talking old school! Certainly everyone rednihilist suggested, too.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

No prob. I'm just getting WoT IV ready for posting. . . *wink*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Whooooaaaa...I have *got* to watch Latter Days....

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh, Cary Grant is yum, but old-school like you say. Not many boys today will know who he is. 'Course now you have me wanting to work in a reference to Cary in EotS! *G*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!

[lexophilia.livejournal.com]

This is the best question ever.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

*looks guilty* I love that feedback so much. . . I'm such a tease.

But it is nearly done, so. . . an hour or so and it'll be up!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Agreed!

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

he was not only attractive, but also very likable and emotionally real in that.

[hils.livejournal.com]

I've read fics where he's been into Keanu Reeves

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

Patrick Stewart because he's bald and intelligent and I think that's Clark's type.

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Ewan McGregor, maybe? Orlando Bloom? And for EotS, probably Gary Cooper. :)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who he would be attracted to, but I think it would be someone outside the usual crushes.

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I agree!

[nomango.livejournal.com]

You know, I've pondered that before, mucho deeply, and I just couldn't think of anyone but MR. Whereas in the case of Lex, he is like a black dress and I have no problems throwing big men at him.

So I'll be very interested to know the outcome of your research. *nods*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! And it's valuable research for slash writers!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh! Keanu is good!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, that's kind of interesting! Very nice, I like that too!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

Heee! If. You make me laugh.

I'm thinking someone Midwestern-y like himself. Someone who is just a solid type of guy, not too pretty so maybe Jake Gyllanhaal (but I think he's ugly) or James Marsden (because Clark can't say that he watched X-Men because it's a good film).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah, sadly, Clark has no interest in men I find sexless, it's a shame really. Though if you throw a long blond wig on Orlando and have him skewer someone I might make an exception. *G*

Gary Cooper for Clark in EotS is perfect--in fact, I mention him once or twice! :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Good point--though you know you're making it more difficult for me. *eyeballs you*

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Jude Law.