never ending stories, down for the count and me, your BNF

[roxy]

I've been writing EOTS since February??? Hokey smokes!! It didn't feel that long, not like Brothers & Heroes where it felt like I was ripping it out of my colon every update--it was the story that wouldn't end!! Boys of Summer, omgod, that was another one that I thought would never stop. Mariposa, most of the time I had no fucking idea what was happening there. It was fun though. But at least I finally see the end of it--the light in the tunnel, the sails on the horizon, hear the melodious outburst of the corpulent woman. After that we wrap up My Summer Vacation and that's it!

*golf swings, adjusts tie* And no one under forty gets that reference, I'm betting. *G*

Actually, I have a few short bits I really should finish, and I'm going to try to. But, it will be odd not to have a major project on the board. We've never gone too long here without one. Whenever I think I'm done, another idea comes popping up--like Summer Vacation, which I happen to love--I'm sorry few people are feeling the love. I think it's pretty good, and ya'll know I don't often point at my stuff and say, you're missing something good--or do I? Do I? Eeep!

Anyway, that all goes along with my coming project, BNF-ness. Yes, you heard it here first--I've decided to throw my hat into the ring and am actively seeking election to BNF-ness. I know, I know...it's a big step, but I feel I can bring some of my own special brand of wisdom and caring to the office. I'll have more details for you later, and of course, we'll be talking funds...it takes a lot of cabbage to run a campaign. Ads, clever hats with slogans on, spokespeople--they don't come free. Now, I'm hoping to hear from other BNFs. I'm more than open to advice. Like, is there kissing of babies involved, and if there is, do I have to? Is cleansing the child with an anti-bacterial wipe prior to the kiss acceptable? These are the larger problems I ponder, and as your BNF, will find the answer to.

Now, for information as to where to send money—I mean a show of support--call my campaign office at Stuyvesant Furhivefurhivefurhive…*koff*

Roxymissrose, holding a lamp to illuminate the way into a bright shining new future full of…bright…shiny…light…kind of thing…

Well, we'll work on that slogan, hmm?

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*beams*

Yes, yes indeed--HEY!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

DAMN IT!!!
Is *that* how it works??? Crap! What am I going to do with all these hats and buttons??


I think that should be the thick, hard, central plank in your BNF platform!

As part of my campaign, I've stolen your line in a show of brute porny force and impulsive demanding crazy-cakeness and will use it without credit--Moooohahahahaha!

step one on the BNF trail....

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Never you worry your pretty little head, it's just that Roxy Rose woman going crazy cakes again. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's your fault I'm here

damn, it's good to know that what I do has a positive effect, too! *hugs* I'm totally taking credit for you! Wait--that kind of attitude does make me a BNF! Huzzah!

would you like a button anyway? :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heee!

No seriously, babies...wipes. Go together like a horse and carriage.

When I am elected BNF, there'll be plenty of slots for minionhood...ah? Ah? Get in on the ground floor of this, I'm telling you, it's going to be big! First SV fandom, and then--THE WORLD! MOOO-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAA!

oy! I need some hard candy, evil crazed laughter is so hard on the throat.

Re: omg! i love suz too! squeee!

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

*bounces up and down and claps*

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

w00t! *does dance of the bright shiny hat*

[dm-wyatt.livejournal.com]

I always like getting free stuff, so send me a button!

I'll even campaign for you! (Even though no campaigning is needed, as I said.)

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Vote early, vote often.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Vote as hard as you can!!

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Are you running for BNF in SV fandom, or would you like to like to branch out into the multifandom universe? Because I could possibly help with the cross campaigning. ;)

[nerowill.livejournal.com]

I'd let you kiss Little Girl AND Tiny Girl... I think LG is the one most likely to require a wipe-down first... ;)

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

*ponders signing up for minionhood* But can I be your minion and Lex's minion both?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...dare I assume the mantle of pan-BNF-ness? Should I remain within the cozy confines of SV, or is it my duty to spread my particular brand of enlightened despotism to other needy fandoms? Hmmm. Perhaps I should--after all, are there not BNFs that haven't done a damn thing for their particular fandom but stir up crap? So I hear...*G* I so could do that!!

Hmmm, this may require more shiny hats and lots more slogans.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Why *bless* you, my friend--here's a button!

Can I count on you come election day? Remember, a vote for me is a vote for...something, probably involving porn. And porn.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...moonlighting, eh? Well. It is Lex after all. All right--we'll share you!

I mean...

[tabaqui]

Hey!
I've been called a BNF *i know, i know - i boggled, too!* - where's my money??
*eyes flist*

Heeeeee. You always make me smile, Ms. Thang. Except for when you're tearing out my heart.

Johnny Carson ref, ftw!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

But you are! I wanna be like you!!! Thus my campaign for BNF-hood. *nod* I'm told by a somewhat reliable nameless somebody whose name begins with an R and ends with a Y that there's a rather smart hat involved and a lovely vermin trimmed cape. Or was that ermine?

*GRIN*
You get all my refs! *hugs*

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

All right--we'll share you!

I mean...

Too late to take it back! *eg*

[tabaqui]

Vermine! Heeeeeeeeeee.

Ooh, hats. I like hats.
*grabby hands*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

I would totally vote for you. Haven't I already done so?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--yes, you have haven't you! I promise you a special place in my cabinet when I become TOTAL RULER OF THE WORLD CRINGE IN FEAR LOWLY HUMANS the BNF.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

You've got my vote! Who's your running mate?

[nerowill.livejournal.com]

Wait a second... Is this going to lead to an embarrassing arrest involving sex in a public restroom and lots of recriminations? If so, count me in. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I'll have to think about that...I should have a contest! The excitement!!!