I'll never learn.

[roxy]

I always click. No matter how big the warning, how full of exclaimy points or DEEP SERIOUS TONES OF WARNING or giggly little " oh gosh, me, i'm just so naughty", (and then person proceeds to make me scream for the brain bleach) I click. Even if it's something I'm pretty *sure* will make me gag, I click. I've had moments that I've ripped my glasses off and yelped, 'oh fuck me', and I STILL CLICK.

You know why? 'Cause I swear to gawd, I'm the nosiest bitch in the world. My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"

This being nosy...it can be a blessing--I've found wonderful fics through being nosy, or taking a chance on something way different than my usual. But oh lord, sometimes...gaggo!

Yeah, so when I click on traumatic things, I totally blame myself. After all, I'd been warned.

Comments

[tabaqui]

I DO THAT TOO!
:)

And then i send links to sweptawaybayou and darkhavens.

*la*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!!

omg--not that one????? I have no idea if it was what I thought it was...I don't even remember the writer because I was clicking back so hard!

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

I've only really and truly regretted clicking once and I have since marked that writer as one Not To Be Read By Me (and no, it's not you). Most of the time I'm fine.

What in the world did you read?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--I didn't even read it I was so freaked out! I read the header and thought, naaaaaaaaah, can't be--clicked on the fic, scanned it and yes,I think it was. I didn't actually read it though, so I could be wrong but I don't care, not double checking! It might have involved a family pet, but god, don't make me talk about it!(It was in the SpN fandom--the fandom of pain. ;))

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I'm always the one my friends can ask 'so what is lemon party?' or 'What was 2 girls 1 cup all about?' because they've heard the clicking and the gagging...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm totally afraid to ask what that means--and yet a part of me longs to know....

See what I mean?

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Aaaah! You just made me gag in traumatic-flashback-moment! Curse you!

XD

[zephyr-macabee.livejournal.com]

I'm almost afraid to ask. What did you click on to bring this on?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

A J2 that I'm pretty sure featured a pet, but I'm not sure because I kind of freaked at one sentence and clicked away!!!

I'm such a weenie, I don't even know why I bother!

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are undoubtedly nosey, hon. But focus on the good stuff that's come from your persistence, nagging and goddamned!cat-curiosity, and forget about this case of terrible!fic. I've come across a *lot* of crap, and my method is to stat, scroll down my bookmarks onto the first good story I find. *shrugs*

Just inhale some sugary goodness, and you'll, hopefully, wipe that ass-y vinegar right off your reading palate. (Yes, I am feeling weird tonight. *raises eyebrow* Is it wrong that I'm reading Harry Potter slash. . . and really, *really* liking the hell out of it? *ponders*)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*grabs you by the collar* Nooooooooo!!!!!! Not the HP, please god don't leave me for the HP!!!!

as for the bad click--Bestiality!!!! WT enormous fucking F??? why would you explore that in public?

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

I'm nosy, too. All anyone has to do is type TMI and I'm right there.

So - am I the only one who goes to open houses and looks around even though I'm not in the market for a house? Nosy should be my middle name. Or maybe it could be my last name as I come from a long line of nosy people. *grins*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

Omg, yes--we would have such a good time together, driving down the streets at night and peeking in folks windows--hey, if they leave the shades undrawn, they must want folks to look!

that's my story, and i'm sticking to it!

[chemm80]

Hahahaha! I am SO with you! Not many things squick me anymore, and even though I may choose not to read some things because they don't appeal, I can usually banish them from my brain without too much trauma.

The one that always gets me is when someone on my flist (which is remarkably free of wank) mentions a negative thread or meme or some other deliciously wanky stuff, but they won't go into detail about it because "if you don't know already, then you don't want to"

But the thing is, yes, I really, really do want to know. Because then, it's like "Well, you brought it up...ya gotta tell me now." But they won't. So then I want to go looking for it and I don't have time for that.

COME ON. Don't leave me hanging--spread the wank. So yeah. Nosy is the word my mother used to use for it. :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOVE your icon!!

when someone on my flist (which is remarkably free of wank) mentions a negative thread or meme or some other deliciously wanky stuff, but they won't go into detail about it because "if you don't know already, then you don't want to"

Oh, me, you have to know I *never* reveal what I'm bitching about or am in fear of! But this particular fic that set off this little mini-rant--which I stress, I didn't read all the way through--or at all really--seemed to be about sex with a family pet. I have no idea whether it was meant to be amusing, or meant to be for real, because oy--I was too cowardly to find out!

It's not really all that often I'm appalled by subject matter--mostly it's the writing that freaks me out.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I HATE it when someone on my flist cryptically mentions some wank, and then they won't say where or what it is. I don't have time to look for it either. Then, Miss Immature here gets all mad at the cryptic poster.

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

I came to comment wondering if it was the Harry Potter/Michael Jackson fic that was causing people to commit murder yesterday or something else.

I think I'm becoming addicted to being nosy and passing on horrible things to others. Especially whackadoo summaries. Those are my favorite things that I can't look away from.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter/Michael Jackson

what??? *falls down laughing* Unh-unh!!!

I think I'm becoming addicted to being nosy and passing on horrible things to others. Especially whackadoo summaries. Those are my favorite things that I can't look away from.

That sounds like a wonderful hobby to share with your friends. ;)

[danceswithgary]

Considering that type of curiosity resulted in my entry into fandom - it's not all bad. :-D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

True, true, it hasn't always been a bad experience for me--thank goodness!

[bluemeridian]

My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"

Or just a stylized picture of a cat with "Fatal Sense of Curiousity" *g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*

YES!!!!

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

LOL I noticed a post in a SPN comm recently where someone said they were responding to a kink meme of someone requesting bestiality, and it was a pairing of Dean and one of Bobby's dogs o_0 Man there's fandom being more open-minded for various kinks, and then there's just plain disturbing. And what is with the obsession with SPN fandom and "watersports"!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMG! ACK ACK ACK!!!

The one I avoided was Jensen and one of Jared's dogs...jesus, what kind of fandom makes me long for the simple innocence of watersports?? And speaking of that, what *is* it about those boys peeing that some are finding so fascinating? Reading those fics mostly just make me feel like--well, like I have to pee....*G*

I did read one or two I kind of liked though...*wibbles*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

You crack me up so much! :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

...hold me?

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"


*Snorts iced tea through nose*

Okay, someone HAS to make that icon for you!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!!

[toldthestars.livejournal.com]

Hi. I'm the girl who saw "Cafe Flesh" because I thought it would be a social commentary on the effects of sex on human interaction.

No. Seriously.

What did I get? A man in a pencil suit slammin' a secretary.

Really, sometimes you deserve it.


And--hey! You LITERALLY rip the glasses off your face and yelp! I've seen it. *nod*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT???????

I fucking couldn't believe someone would go there...on the one hand, props for being that fucking bold, on the other hand, YARKYARKYARK!!!

gotta mint?