I'll never learn.

[roxy]

I always click. No matter how big the warning, how full of exclaimy points or DEEP SERIOUS TONES OF WARNING or giggly little " oh gosh, me, i'm just so naughty", (and then person proceeds to make me scream for the brain bleach) I click. Even if it's something I'm pretty *sure* will make me gag, I click. I've had moments that I've ripped my glasses off and yelped, 'oh fuck me', and I STILL CLICK.

You know why? 'Cause I swear to gawd, I'm the nosiest bitch in the world. My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"

This being nosy...it can be a blessing--I've found wonderful fics through being nosy, or taking a chance on something way different than my usual. But oh lord, sometimes...gaggo!

Yeah, so when I click on traumatic things, I totally blame myself. After all, I'd been warned.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

A J2 that I'm pretty sure featured a pet, but I'm not sure because I kind of freaked at one sentence and clicked away!!!

I'm such a weenie, I don't even know why I bother!

[opusnone.livejournal.com]

ah now you have me intrigued - menage a trois or meal? i think i've encountered both, though never simultaneously (or would that be consecutively?). point of clarification, never in real life. though i have had my suspensions. ok, too much info here.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

The story, I'm fairly certain, was a menage a trois--though I think I could have handled pet as meal...I threaten my doggie with it constantly.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I tell my dog Zooey I'm going to make a change purse out of her soft belly.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ha! They'll never believe us. They do the dog equivalent of rolling their eyes!