I'll never learn.

[roxy]

I always click. No matter how big the warning, how full of exclaimy points or DEEP SERIOUS TONES OF WARNING or giggly little " oh gosh, me, i'm just so naughty", (and then person proceeds to make me scream for the brain bleach) I click. Even if it's something I'm pretty *sure* will make me gag, I click. I've had moments that I've ripped my glasses off and yelped, 'oh fuck me', and I STILL CLICK.

You know why? 'Cause I swear to gawd, I'm the nosiest bitch in the world. My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"

This being nosy...it can be a blessing--I've found wonderful fics through being nosy, or taking a chance on something way different than my usual. But oh lord, sometimes...gaggo!

Yeah, so when I click on traumatic things, I totally blame myself. After all, I'd been warned.

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[tabaqui]

I DO THAT TOO!
:)

And then i send links to sweptawaybayou and darkhavens.

*la*

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

I've only really and truly regretted clicking once and I have since marked that writer as one Not To Be Read By Me (and no, it's not you). Most of the time I'm fine.

What in the world did you read?

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I'm always the one my friends can ask 'so what is lemon party?' or 'What was 2 girls 1 cup all about?' because they've heard the clicking and the gagging...

[zephyr-macabee.livejournal.com]

I'm almost afraid to ask. What did you click on to bring this on?

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are undoubtedly nosey, hon. But focus on the good stuff that's come from your persistence, nagging and goddamned!cat-curiosity, and forget about this case of terrible!fic. I've come across a *lot* of crap, and my method is to stat, scroll down my bookmarks onto the first good story I find. *shrugs*

Just inhale some sugary goodness, and you'll, hopefully, wipe that ass-y vinegar right off your reading palate. (Yes, I am feeling weird tonight. *raises eyebrow* Is it wrong that I'm reading Harry Potter slash. . . and really, *really* liking the hell out of it? *ponders*)

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

I'm nosy, too. All anyone has to do is type TMI and I'm right there.

So - am I the only one who goes to open houses and looks around even though I'm not in the market for a house? Nosy should be my middle name. Or maybe it could be my last name as I come from a long line of nosy people. *grins*

[chemm80]

Hahahaha! I am SO with you! Not many things squick me anymore, and even though I may choose not to read some things because they don't appeal, I can usually banish them from my brain without too much trauma.

The one that always gets me is when someone on my flist (which is remarkably free of wank) mentions a negative thread or meme or some other deliciously wanky stuff, but they won't go into detail about it because "if you don't know already, then you don't want to"

But the thing is, yes, I really, really do want to know. Because then, it's like "Well, you brought it up...ya gotta tell me now." But they won't. So then I want to go looking for it and I don't have time for that.

COME ON. Don't leave me hanging--spread the wank. So yeah. Nosy is the word my mother used to use for it. :D

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

I came to comment wondering if it was the Harry Potter/Michael Jackson fic that was causing people to commit murder yesterday or something else.

I think I'm becoming addicted to being nosy and passing on horrible things to others. Especially whackadoo summaries. Those are my favorite things that I can't look away from.

[danceswithgary]

Considering that type of curiosity resulted in my entry into fandom - it's not all bad. :-D

[bluemeridian]

My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"

Or just a stylized picture of a cat with "Fatal Sense of Curiousity" *g*

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

LOL I noticed a post in a SPN comm recently where someone said they were responding to a kink meme of someone requesting bestiality, and it was a pairing of Dean and one of Bobby's dogs o_0 Man there's fandom being more open-minded for various kinks, and then there's just plain disturbing. And what is with the obsession with SPN fandom and "watersports"!!!!

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

You crack me up so much! :D

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"


*Snorts iced tea through nose*

Okay, someone HAS to make that icon for you!!

[toldthestars.livejournal.com]

Hi. I'm the girl who saw "Cafe Flesh" because I thought it would be a social commentary on the effects of sex on human interaction.

No. Seriously.

What did I get? A man in a pencil suit slammin' a secretary.

Really, sometimes you deserve it.


And--hey! You LITERALLY rip the glasses off your face and yelp! I've seen it. *nod*