I'll never learn.

[roxy]

I always click. No matter how big the warning, how full of exclaimy points or DEEP SERIOUS TONES OF WARNING or giggly little " oh gosh, me, i'm just so naughty", (and then person proceeds to make me scream for the brain bleach) I click. Even if it's something I'm pretty *sure* will make me gag, I click. I've had moments that I've ripped my glasses off and yelped, 'oh fuck me', and I STILL CLICK.

You know why? 'Cause I swear to gawd, I'm the nosiest bitch in the world. My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"

This being nosy...it can be a blessing--I've found wonderful fics through being nosy, or taking a chance on something way different than my usual. But oh lord, sometimes...gaggo!

Yeah, so when I click on traumatic things, I totally blame myself. After all, I'd been warned.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter/Michael Jackson

what??? *falls down laughing* Unh-unh!!!

I think I'm becoming addicted to being nosy and passing on horrible things to others. Especially whackadoo summaries. Those are my favorite things that I can't look away from.

That sounds like a wonderful hobby to share with your friends. ;)

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

quintum said they had to an urge to go out and murder someone after seeing it.

http://moonysgurl-21.deviantart.com/art/Musical-Love-ch-1-129971613

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*blink*

Well. Everyone deals with grief in their own way. Now excuse me while I try to erase that from my mind....

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

I just boggle at the idea of a true fan of Michael's thinking that the best way to commemorate his passing would be to write fic that has him being being forced to marry a 17 year old boy.