I'll never learn.

[roxy]

I always click. No matter how big the warning, how full of exclaimy points or DEEP SERIOUS TONES OF WARNING or giggly little " oh gosh, me, i'm just so naughty", (and then person proceeds to make me scream for the brain bleach) I click. Even if it's something I'm pretty *sure* will make me gag, I click. I've had moments that I've ripped my glasses off and yelped, 'oh fuck me', and I STILL CLICK.

You know why? 'Cause I swear to gawd, I'm the nosiest bitch in the world. My family crest should be a weeping eye over a hopeful little rainbow, and underneath, a banner inscribed with, "oh, how bad can it be?"

This being nosy...it can be a blessing--I've found wonderful fics through being nosy, or taking a chance on something way different than my usual. But oh lord, sometimes...gaggo!

Yeah, so when I click on traumatic things, I totally blame myself. After all, I'd been warned.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!!

omg--not that one????? I have no idea if it was what I thought it was...I don't even remember the writer because I was clicking back so hard!

[tabaqui]

I don't actually have a clue what fic you're talking about. I just tend to send on very bad links to people so they, too, can share the horror.

Are you talking about something in particular? Link me!!

*snickers madly*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*squeezes eyes shut*

I can't--I don't know the title or the writer and it's about a boy and his dog--I think--only not in the healthy Don Johnson Harlen Ellison story way, where dog and boy share a girl in terms of dinner, thank you, she was delicious (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072730/), but in a horrible carnal knowledge way...I'm babbling....

[tabaqui]

OH dear gods, no, please, we do *not* need that fic!
We do not.

People, please, just....stoppit! Stoppit!!


*but, yes, see, i *know*, because i kinda sorta wanna click a link now*
*gods help me*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! YOU GOTTA LOOK! IT'S LIKE CAR CRASHES AND TRAIN WRECKS AND ROXY IN A BIKINI!!!!

Well, maybe not that last bit so much....

[tabaqui]

Bweeeeeeee!!!

Bay-bee, show me your bikini-self, i wanna know!
:)
*smishes you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*looks about all sekritly like* The world's not ready...but this I can share with you--the bikini is hot pink, with purple leopard spots, and trimmed in gold and white marabou, *and* it has a saucy little thong bottom.

[tabaqui]

Whoooooooooooooooot!!
Daring, Ms. Thang, daring.

I want pictures.
:)

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I want pics of Miss Roxy in a bikini. Hurry up Mr. Roxy, and get those pictures snapped for us!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! No, no, you'll just suffer from hysterical blindness--true fact!