OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

[roxy]

FUCKING LAPTOP!
This time, I think it's really dead. It's all my fault. And now, I have to share the PC with Mr. R, who is addicted to Facebook like I'm addicted to porn. This is not going to be happy times...looks like it's time for me to brush up on my strangle hold. Ah-ha-ha-ha! Just *kidding*! I'd never choke out the love of my life just to get at the computer! That would be terribly wrong...or would it?

Comments

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

ACK!!!! *goes into the fetal position on your behalf*

(and it wouldn't be that wrong. ;)

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

You could make it look like an accident.

"He brutally, sadly, tragically, accidentally cut his own head off while combing his hair."

:D

Writing porn>Facebook. Sorry Mister Roxy.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Noooo!!! Poor Roxy!

Though... maybe you just need to explain to Mr. R. how your porn addiction can be beneficial to him too. ;)

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[romanyg.livejournal.com]

Eep! Maybe the two of you could work out a custody arrangement for the computer? His time? Your time? Ah, what do I know. *sad face*

[xinsidemyskinx.livejournal.com]

Whilst i agree that murdering for the sake of your laptop is understandable, i plead with you to remember just how bad you'd feel if Mr. R was no longer there lol.

Madam Roxy you must learn to share lol. x

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

addicted to Facebook like I'm addicted to porn
;D

DANG LAPTOP.

[tabaqui]

Of course it would be wrong!! So wrong!!

Just be careful so you don't do any permanent damage, you know....

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

*clings* What will we do without your porn.

I guess you can share with him.