omg, rilly?
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roxyThe Dog wants to know why oh why are we so incredibly cruel as to make him sit outside all alone to deal with the elements--oy, the horror of a raging, wild, buffeting breeze that is actually making his tail hairs move somewhat. How could we abandon him to this horribly clement weather, this ungodly warmth and sunlight practically burning the flesh from his bones or would be if it wasn't for the shade of the trees...and then to *leave* him there! Why, it's been a full twenty minutes! I imagine in dog minutes it must be like--two years.
Let me go get this fool before the neighbors think we're beating a little kid because this dog has no idea how to bark, either. (I confess, for the last five minutes I've just been listening to the truly *weird* noises this animal makes.) I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't the most spoiled ass dog in the whole world.
Let me go get this fool before the neighbors think we're beating a little kid because this dog has no idea how to bark, either. (I confess, for the last five minutes I've just been listening to the truly *weird* noises this animal makes.) I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't the most spoiled ass dog in the whole world.
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3/14/12 09:22 pm (UTC)And your Sam icon is perfect. :)
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3/14/12 11:29 pm (UTC)The Elderly Puppy loved going outside! He strutted all over the yard! He was the terror of squirrels--and here's Rocky, terrified of squirrels!.
Love your icon!
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3/14/12 11:12 pm (UTC)Yes, this horrible clement weather is really confusing my dog too. I kept him out on a leash while I was doing some outdoors chores (finally took down the Christmas lights!) and he was so grouchy! Of course, that might have had something to do with the pot roast waiting inside.
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3/14/12 11:35 pm (UTC)Also good on you for taking down the Xmas lights--I have every intention of taking down my Xmas wreath this weekend! *BEAMS*
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3/14/12 11:17 pm (UTC)You mean to tell me you DON'\t live to serve the damn dog! I am sure the dog in question will be shocked to hear this :D
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3/14/12 11:37 pm (UTC)Very!! The world revolves around him, don't you know--everything else is just window dressing. :)
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3/14/12 11:29 pm (UTC)*hehehehe*
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3/14/12 11:41 pm (UTC)That puppy rules the world! Except for me, I'm immune to puppies.
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3/14/12 11:53 pm (UTC)'Course, my kid will drive her "little baby doggy" miles to take him to a dog park. In my day, we just opened the back door and yelled 'come back for dinner!' These days, we've got the special coat, special toys, nutritious biscuits, a fluffy little dog bed..tsk! Don't ask me who bought all that stuff, some random crazy woman, I'm thinking....
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