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[roxy]

Sorry I haven't been here for you guys who are having major life changes, but I read your posts and wish you luck and think about you often. I'm like the crappy RL friend you don't hear from for months who calls you at twelve at night, totally sober, to go on at length explaining just how much they love you before dropping off the map again. Maybe slightly less high maintenance. And with pictures of sexy guys.

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[redteekal.livejournal.com]

Wait. Pictures of sexy guys. WHERE BE THEY?? *searches your post* Any friend who is low maintenance is a friend I totally like. It's EASY. I LOVE easy. ;-) I do the same with you too - read all your posts but don't comment but I do read 'em and think about you.

In conclusion cockporn. It's like Popcorn but with letters all changed round. Little advice don't get your letters mixed up standing at the candy bar counter at the movies. #learntthatonethehardway ;-)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

COCKPORN????

Swear to god, you asked for cockporn?

*luvs you*