hmmm....

[roxy]

Whenever I read a character using a "generous amount" of lube--of anything really, I immediately flash to Second City-era Eugene Levy doing a commercial. Man, it kicks me out of the fic every time. It's kind of a "HAH! ew." thing, not to disrespect Mr. Levy as he is a fine actor and seems a nice man. Just. Um, not in my buttsex stories, thank you.

Comments

[nicnac918.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's pretty bad (though I still think the use of the word "sphincter" in a sex scene is worse).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Gaaaaaah--sphincter!!!! There's no way in hell that could ever come off sexy! Yurg!

"Oh my...such a lovely sphincter. I've never beheld one finer, my love. Please, allow me to apply a generous amount of lubricant and then, beloved, lie back and think of England."