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[roxy]

Hey, Bangers, how's it going? You thinking about your stories? I am too! Mostly by reading a lot of porn...no, really, it helps! Sort of. I'm reading lots of porn, listening to tons of oldschool rap and making cryptic notes about the FBI and about SWAT teams. Mostly they cryptic because I can't read my handwriting and or my shorthand (oh, i'll know what that means when i read it again. *peers at 'TL 4tacpsnl+2shtrs, double, trip?'....what the fuck?*) So, yeah, part of my process is deciphering this shit....

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Haa! Word forms, yes! The worst is when I take messages at work, and I'm all , "Aaaah, so'n'so called, and they want...the..mmmm? Paypal...repost--REPORT! Oh right, they want the payroll report." Which I blame entirely on Them because I am not a replacement operator, I am just a person forced to pick up the phone. :)

[tabaqui]

Heee. Exactly. I write stuff on the grocery list, then i stand there in the aisle at the grocery going 'what in *hell* is this? cresha? cronnit...wtf....OH. Dishsoap. Okay then.'

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*

[tabaqui]

YOU MOCK MY PAIN.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

WHA--WHA--me?????

Me? Mock your pain??? Why what kind of person would that make me--mE. Who only has your best interests.......

I'm sorry, laughing too hard to finish.

I mean SORRY!!!!!!

[tabaqui]

*tackles you to the floor in a crushing hug*