oh my.

[roxy]

Kid: Can you steam baby parrots?

Me: WHAT THE *FUCK?* Why the hell would you *WANT* to???

Kid: What? Why not--what the heck? What's wrong with steamed baby carrots?

Me: Steamed *carrots?* Oh. Yes, you can.

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[fanspired]

Hmm. Methinks that kid was pulling your plonker :P

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

Oh Dear *laughs*

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Sure you can!

*looks up steamed chicken on google.*

Not much meat on a parrot, but people have eaten pretty near anything at least once.

parrots with a little butter and salt

[laceymcbain.livejournal.com]

LOL - that happens to me all the time. I hear weird shit, and respond to it appropriately, then people look at me like I'm the strange one!

I often say to my hubby things like, "did you just say ...?"
And he'll look at me with his "how did I marry you?" look, and say: "Why would anyone say that? Your brain is a strange place."

Steamed baby parrots ... I'm going to have to remember that one.

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Heh my Mum is always mishearing words and getting confused, and I'm starting to get that way too, so you're not the only one :P