Big Echoey Space

[roxy]

See this spot? This is an empty spot. It's supposed to be filled with Chapter 4 of Summer Story. But my beloved mate, the father of my child, the captain of our ship, the love of my life, I'd go so far as to say my soul-mate, has fucked me over and stole my computer and I can't get to my files and I don't have the revised copy here, so* takes deep breath* here we have nothing.

Fiddle-dee-dee! I'm not bitter! Not at all! I'll just sit at the hamster driven computer and smile smile smile. Smile 'til my face aches and my jaw creaks and my teeth squeak and...pooh. Bloody hell.
*sigh*
I love him, really I do.

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[justabi.livejournal.com]

Shall I tell you a story to take your mind off the horror of the hamster driven pc? What shall it be? The only time I ever went toilet papering and we dipped tampons in red food coloring and hung them like Christmas ornaments from the tree in the front yard? Perhaps the story of Herman, the worm who lives in my knee? What about the time I dislocated my knee hiking and was carried down the mountain with a splint made of bras and taken home in the trunk? Hmmm. Oh, I know! I shall tell you the story of my favorite game as a wee preteen girl.

My favorite game was librarian or church as a little girl, but when I got just a little older I made a new game. Video store owner. I made little membership cards for my whole family and ruthlessly charged late fees and organized the videos first by genre and then alphabetically by director. My mother tried to encourage my artistic side by cooing over my extensive advertizing campaign for my little video store. Being an enterprizing young entrupanuer, I branched out into advertising for other products, but the video store was my first love.

There. Are you diverted? Ah, well. No one can say I didn't try. *hugs*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You are a goddess.I adore you. I worship you.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I take it you were amused.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

If snorfing coffee through one's nose is any indicator, then oh, yesss...

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Ouch.