This day....

[roxy]

This day was like being steeped in a lake of fire in hell. Retail, holidays, flailing management and useless temp hires who think 'temp hire' means come in to work when your lazy ass feels like it--or quit on a dime when you realize that the job involves more than walking around saying "May I help you?" all conspire to make you feel like you'd be justified in flipping a table and screaming "GET OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT, OUT, OUT!! AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING SCREAMING KIDS WITH YOU!!!!" Fa-la-la.

So how's by you?

Also, I will come to your house and clean your windows, wax your floors, whatever it is that cleaning house involves (I'm sure more than what I do: squint at the place and murmur reflectively, "gotdamn, somebody should clean this shit.") if you can get me to write. I waaaaaaaant to, it's just everything in the world keeps me from doing what I want to do. *unhappy sigh* I want to work on my BB, my PE, my slave fic....poop. Oh well. Que Sera Sera an' stuff.

Comments

[fufaraw]

::makes you chamomile tea. microwaves the buckwheat pillow for your eyes. thinks. microwaves the buckwheat neck pillow too::

You're gonna have some fun drinking that tea with that thing around your neck and your eyes closed. This maybe needs more thought...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think I like the excitement of it. Will I find my lips? Will I scald my chest? Can I even find the cup...ah, the mystery, the adventure!

[meus_venator]

LOL! Forget the tea, go for Instant Grits. Just a touch of sweetener and stir until nice and gloopy and serve with a spoon to eat it out of the cup. Now that's a drink that will scald if you drop it on you. Sticks like tar and keeps burning. Oh, wait was this supposed to be relaxing? Or motivating to get your butt moving and write.
Suck it up buttercup, nothing like some mean old slave!fic to work off the frustrations… Not that I have a favourite or anything : P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!!! Well, it was *supposed* to be relaxing but you definitely made it kind of scarily motivating!

And yeah, back in the day, grits was a recommended weapon, lol!

[meus_venator]

* PREESN * In another life I was a drill sergeant! : P
Sorry for the crummy day. I find retail work terrifying, working at a corner store was stressful enough. But I can do change in my head like a demon!

[gingersnap1224.livejournal.com]

Think of all of the children whose only Christmas wish is a new chapter of your slave fic.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness yes, think of the children. Nothing says Christmas like a rollicking slave fic....

[tabaqui]

Omg, Xmas and retail.

I feel for you, bb.
*smishes*

And yeah - totally fucking justified. Take pictures. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, vid and all. See me on the evening news: "A portly, elderly woman lost her mind in a Targey this evening--"

[lexophilia.livejournal.com]

I work in retail, too, so I FEEL your holiday retailHELL pain.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Girl--RIGHT? omg, tell me I'm a good person because I haven't murdered anyone!!!

And HI!!!! *HUGHUGHUG*