Aaaaah! Morning!

[roxy]

Good morning little ray of sunshine! Good morning gentle breeze! Good morning to you too, little dust mote dancing in the air! You're like a tiny fairy come to grant me my fondest wish!

Okay, it really went like this "Why am I up at the ass-crack of the morning?? What the fuck do you mean it's afternoon! What's that supposed to mean? Is that some kinda crack? Who left that goddamn window open it's stirrng up all the friggen' dust. God-Damn, I gotta dust..where's the dust stuff, where the fuck's the....day-yummm, what is that?...get me a stick, honey, something's growing in the laundry room-- we might have to kill it.

I guess it's time for some housecleaning....

Comments

[fromward.livejournal.com]

housecleaning? what is that?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Tchah! I know it! Though when it comes to the point that you aren't sure what the lump is you're sleeping on, I guess it is time.