Aaaaah! Morning!

[roxy]

Good morning little ray of sunshine! Good morning gentle breeze! Good morning to you too, little dust mote dancing in the air! You're like a tiny fairy come to grant me my fondest wish!

Okay, it really went like this "Why am I up at the ass-crack of the morning?? What the fuck do you mean it's afternoon! What's that supposed to mean? Is that some kinda crack? Who left that goddamn window open it's stirrng up all the friggen' dust. God-Damn, I gotta dust..where's the dust stuff, where the fuck's the....day-yummm, what is that?...get me a stick, honey, something's growing in the laundry room-- we might have to kill it.

I guess it's time for some housecleaning....

Comments

[treetracer]

Hee! You have the best sense of humor! ^__^

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heh! Thank you, thank you, tell my husband, will you? *Snerk*