Anderson Cooper

[roxy]

Dear Anderson Cooper,
If you're reading this, I just want to say that I'd lick your face like an ice cream cone--and I'm only saying face because Mr.Roxy's in the room.

In my dreams, you me and Rosenbaum (don't worry about who he is, you'd love him) are snuggled up in bed together and you both confess that your greatest fantasy has always been to make love to an overweight, short, elderly black woman.And then you both act out what you'd do to me on each other, but that's okay, because it gives me time to get a cup of coffee and fire up Bella Bertha(what, you've never seen a gas-powered vibrator before?
When I manage to pry you two apart, we make sweet romantic love all night until the cops break down the door.

Also, I want to say, that court order? That hurt,Anderson Cooper. That really hurt. The same for you, Mikey...Tommy...Omar...Treach,Corey, James,Barry.Nick, David....
anyway,
love, Roxy Rose

Comments

[strangefancy.livejournal.com]

LMFAO. Don't worry hon. I'm sure he'll come to his senses soon.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I really hope so, because the calamari are going bad...*worries*

[lexslave.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

he's so sexy, isn't he??? me and my friend bark, both fell in love with him during "the mole".

i can't believe gloria vanderbilt is his mother!!! O.O

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You! You with the having the excellent taste and all!

i can't believe gloria vanderbilt is his mother!!!
I know it! who the fuck was his father, because if I recall, isn't she kind of scary looking?

[lexslave.livejournal.com]

i don't know, i caught a bit of a style show, i don't know if you saw it, but it went thru his apartment, and he has a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE painting of her... OVER HIS BED!!!!

i think he looks like duchovny/gere, but thats just my jewish fetish probably!! :D

[lexslave.livejournal.com]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/lexslave/other%20pretty%20boys/09anderson20cooper.jpg


hope this works'

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Kissyoukissyoukissyou!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

he has a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE painting of her... OVER HIS BED!!!!
Oh gawd, he's so gay!*snorf*

[lexslave.livejournal.com]

thats what *I* said!!!! hehehehe.... but aren't all the good ones??? at least in my slashy mind???? :D

[treetracer]

it gives me time to get a cup of coffee and fire up Bella Bertha(what, you've never seen a gas-powered vibrator before?

um, roxy? You got a license for that thing? Registration?

When I manage to pry you two apart, we make sweet romantic love all night until the cops break down the door.

Then the cops join in, right? ^_~

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Omigosh! I was supposed to register Bertha! Crap!
You know, I like the way you think...

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I just hate it when they resort to restraining orders. That's just soooooooooooooooo rude!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMG,yes! You understand! *pout* I mean reaaaally-- so very rude.