greetings!

[roxy]

You know what's making me happy these days? Going about in my sockmuppet disguise and leaving long, rambly and occasionally almost insightful comments on the stuff I'm reading. It's so relaxing! I can say what I want, and not feel weird. Er than normal. :) It makes commenting more fun, when you don't feel you have to restrict yourself to "I liked this very much".

It's very liberating, this big fake mustache LJ. Not that all my friends at this point don't know it's me. That's the problem of being a technoboob. "Oy, you mean it won't just pick up that I meant me and not DeadAstro?" Head smack! Log out, and then log in, dork!

I tell you, it's so much fun that I want to make another muppet account, but I've been forbidden to. Because, apparently that way lies madness. Or douchery. I had the best name picked out too! Like to hear it? Hear it is: Soxymizztoes! Ah? Ah? Genius, no? Ah? Yaaaaaah, ya doesn't know from funny! yer faddah's mustache!

Hark? Is that naptime calling me? I think it is....

Comments

[garryowen]

You crack me up.

♥

[roxy]

But I'm so serious...*GRINS*



*wiggles my toes*

[garryowen]

I know.

[roxy]

HAH!! You made me spit take!

*HUGS*

[lastscorpion]

Soxymizztoes would be brilliant!

I've always thought it shouldn't count as, you know, madness if no reasonable person would believe that, for instance, Soxymizztoes was a different person from Roxymissrose.

[roxy]

AhHAH!! And that is the argument I will use! Now, pardon me, I have to make a sock muppet. *GGG*

[darkemeralds]

Soxymizztoes! LOL!

[roxy]

*GRIN* I think I desperately needed a nap that day, what with the mad whirl of insanity , not to mention the typos, oy!

still think it would have made a great journal name. ;)

[from]

Hahaha. Love the icon, too. ♥

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

That is the best sock name ever!
Madame I bow to your dorkness :D
*bestows dork icon*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*holds icon to plentiful bosom*

I shall cherish it always--*wipes tears*--me and my little muppet are stricken nearly speechless with astonished joy. Say, did I ever tell you about that one time in Anaheim, no wait, maybe it was Azuza or no, I'm pretty sure it was Cucamonga ....

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Best sockpuppet EVER!!!! You're too adorkable!

*smooches & hugs* ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*wraps her fuzzy little cotton clad toes around you*

And I'm dexterous!

[day221b.livejournal.com]

Zoiks! I sockmuppet. Run!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

sock muppets rule the day!!!

[talitha78.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaah, ya doesn't know from funny! yer faddah's mustache

*cracks up* Only you, Miss Roxy!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

dang tootin', little lady!

;)

[tabaqui]

*luffs you quite a fucking lot*

:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awwww, you bring a blush to my cottony cheeks!

[tabaqui]

You mean your cheeks are fluffy and kind of linty?
*snickers*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

well...sadly, yes.

But on the plus side, they exude a lovely flowery scent, not unlike dryer sheets. *BG*

[tabaqui]

Whoooooooooooooo!
*snuggles*

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

This is objectively the most adorable thing I've read in days. I want to carry you around in my pocket.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

We sock muppets are conveniently portable. *nods*

[peepingdru.livejournal.com]

**snort**...and ***chuckle***....yes it IS time for bed:::DDDDD

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YES!!! THAT!! *beams*

[orbiting-saturn.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, WAIT!! Is it considered "taboo" to leave long, rambly and occasionally almost insightful comments? How did no one ever tell me this? I almost always run off at the mouth (or fingers) when I leave comments. I will never understand netiquette.

For the record, I think that sock name would be very low-key. No way anyone would guess it was you.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! No, no, that's just my own peculiarity bursting forth. I'm always certain reading my comments are kind of like the on-line version of being at a party and getting trapped in a corner by a long-winded, godawful boring guest.

For the record, I think that sock name would be very low-key. No way anyone would guess it was you.

RIGHT???? And then I'd pair it with a misleading icon!

*looks about all shifty like* None would be the wiser, moo-hahhah....