See- you have to picture Jack Benny saying that, with his hand on his chin and...Jack. Jack Benny. You know, with the violin and...and...never mind. No, no, never mind...shut up.
Anyway, I meant to say, *eyeballs you sternly* Target doesn't love me any more. Really. My schedule? Does not exist! I have no more work until next Wednesday! Wednesday *night* the bastards!(and I know, you'tr saying "tape them MizzRose, but I always forget to watch them and then something comes up and then...)
Oh well. Say--do you think they've been reading my journal! *gulp!* If you see them, tell them how much I looove being a Targe-hellslaveemployee! I'm all "exercise in the morning and clap at every announcement I'm with you Bob" about it! I looove wearing my khaki and red, it's so inspiringly Red Guard! I'd wave my Employee Handbook too, but I need both hands free in case I need to bitch slap an annoying customer...oopsies! *mutters frantically, 'fast funfreindly,fastfunfriendly'* Wooo! Better!
Soooo---I'm gonna have lots of time on my hands...any recs? Stuff I should be reading and chewing my liver out over? People I should be stalking...oh, you know who you are, oh yes you do, you who swear "I've got story!" and then dance away, teasing us...*pout*
I'm going to make coffee, and when I come back--*pointed stare*
Anyway, I meant to say, *eyeballs you sternly* Target doesn't love me any more. Really. My schedule? Does not exist! I have no more work until next Wednesday! Wednesday *night* the bastards!(and I know, you'tr saying "tape them MizzRose, but I always forget to watch them and then something comes up and then...)
Oh well. Say--do you think they've been reading my journal! *gulp!* If you see them, tell them how much I looove being a Targe-hell
Soooo---I'm gonna have lots of time on my hands...any recs? Stuff I should be reading and chewing my liver out over? People I should be stalking...oh, you know who you are, oh yes you do, you who swear "I've got story!" and then dance away, teasing us...*pout*
I'm going to make coffee, and when I come back--*pointed stare*
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1/28/05 02:57 am (UTC)Are you talking to me? I'm a bad friend, i know. i really did start to write something. It's really hard for me to focus on anything right now, because i have real life stuff I'm not dealing with and should be dealing with, like i should at least have a part time job. 'cause I'm not making any money on eBay, in fact i'm losing money listing stuff on eBay and not selling any more. And I'm really bummed that's not working out because it's the perfect job for someone like me. Crap.
Today i applied for a job at a tofu factory. i'm not kidding.
Anyway ... I will share my guilty secret perverted pleasures with you. don't laugh... i've been reading Harry Potter/Severus Snape. It's my current obsession. It's the snangst ~ snark and angst. There's a beautiful monster of a WIP that I've read at least twice already called the Bittersweet Potion series by
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1/28/05 03:41 am (UTC)And yes, I understand RL shit can sandbag you, dearest!
Now why I should laughhaaahahahaha--(oops,) because you are reading the HP *heeee*. there's nothing wrong with it at all, why I've read one or two pieces myself. And