Yadda, yadda. blah blah...

[roxy]

Have you seen Faith Evans? Oh--my--god!!! Have you *seen* her!!! Damn! how the fuck did Biggie get her?????
She's on this thing with Twista--I think it's called Hope. Like we used to say when dinosaurs roamed the earth, that's my jam, yo!

S'up, by the way? How ya'll been? I been BIZZEEEEEEEEEE...and not in the fun my hindparts is sore way either. Cleaning *gasp! I know it!*, handlin' stuff, dealing--you know. RL finally said, MizzBitch, you got shit to do--so I'm doing it. I read some of ya'll's stuff- ooooh, Saf, good girl! I'm saving the rest for the weekend.
You know I love y'all like crazy.
Also-- Summer Story is on lock for the moment...I'm going to finish it promise, (hope I finish before everyone's like so what? heh! )

So-- say hello to my new girlfriend, Faith, don't say nothing to Angela, or Sharon, or...

What do you think about Clark in Kansas 1930? what do you think about an unaffected Lex, living with his preacher daddy, bad bad eviltouchy hands preacher daddy? What if I throw in a manipulative Whitney and a really repressive racist small town atmosphere? Now picture it in black and white...hmmmm.

Say, if you're interested in Buffy, if you feel a little pull towards a show that had great writing, plot, and logic with in the show you might want to check this out.
http://www.catbones.com/scarecrow-horses/fanfiction.html

changes the novel there is fantastic. no, you're not hearing me--it's fucking fantastic. Brilliant. I'm telling you, in BtVS, this is the best story ever. Every story on her site is brilliant-- Nine Lives-- you've got to read it. Just sayin'

*strokes chin* Let me see, that's it, I guess--yep! That's it. see ya next time! Chocolate chips, anyone? Nawww-- truffles! And kisses! Lots of kisses!

Comments

[justabi.livejournal.com]

In this dust bowl racist badtouch preacher daddy manipulative Whitney of doom fic, can there be absofuckinglutely no turtles crawling across a dirt road at the pace of, well, a turtle crawling across a dirt road? Because then I'm all for it.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ummm--okay...there may be a dead possum or two on the side of the road--and absolutley no families named Joad. Aaaand, I slid a little sideways of the dustbowl...*G*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

In that case, I'm all for it.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Huzzah! In that case, I'm putting garters on my sleeves and getting down to work.