Several totally unrelated subjects...

[roxy]

...so what else is new?
Yesterday I'm working on my NotQuiteDustBowl Clex--spent an hour looking for brands of gum sold in that time. Went with Wriglys. Yeah. I know.
Did you know the Submariner was being sold in 1938? My stars, the things you learn...you know how hard it is to *not* use words and expressions we take for granted? No way! Yes way! Like, it's driving me crazy! And I have to ask myself, Roxy, when the main gist of this thing is lots of 3-ways with Aliem, Lex and Whitney and non-con acts of depravity--do we need to know what kind of shoes women were wearing then and what a fridge looked like? Is it really *that* important if someone says "You're my dawg" instead of "You're aces"?
*Concentrate on the sex.....*

Also--when you're, how shall we say--portly and fifty, there are things you should swear a blood oath not to do...when you say,"Oh! *giggly giggle*-I'll pay for *that* in the morning!"--fuck yah, you will...oy.

Is it wrong to tell your beloved that you rang up (cashier talk, *koffkoff*) a cutie with gray eyes to die for and a lovely lavender shirt and tie and just so adorable you wanted to eat him up, or just throw his ass on the conveyor belt and jump up there and...ah. Okay, just thought I'd ask.

Oooh.My elbows are killing me.

Comments

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

It's not wrong as long as you tell him he can watch...

Elbows...? is that some kind of code? i don't understand half of what people are talking about around here. like this thing 3>>>. what does that mean?

or do you have an owie?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's not wrong as long as you tell him he can watch...
HAAAAAA!!!!! Okay!!

Elbows? *koffkoff* Code? heh...why-- what would make you say that? *whistles nonchalantly and edges towards doorway*

I know what you mean, it's all in the context, I quess-- I think this thing <3 is a heart--or pointy scrotum, (i believe thebratqueen put it)other than that-clueless!

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ohh, i get it now! yeah, elbows. they should make elbow pads... maybe someone does, i wouldn't know.

of course it's a heart. i still forget to read these things sideways. pointy scrotum was my first guess, too, but didn't seem to fit the contexts where i'd seen it used. could also be an ice cream cone with a double scoop ...mmm...ice cream...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm- now *I* need ice cream...

[shattered.livejournal.com]

NotQuiteDustBowl Clex

Historical AU Clex? Yum.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hey! This is the *home* of Historical Wildly AU Barely Recognizable clex, my dear! (and capitalized words, too)

[fleegull.livejournal.com]

You think you can sneak the words 'non-con acts of depravity' in a post about historical accuracy and I wouldn't see it?

I'm jealous of you having a cute cashier! All I have are skeevy guys who I know are saying gross things about me when I walk by, which I wouldn't mind if they were hot.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OOOooo! You have excellent eyes! *is impressed*

I'm jealous of you having a cute cashier!
ah-sadly, I am the skeevy cashier. yes, I'm paid a paltry sum to sneer at folk's purchases, fling them into a flimsy plastic sack and demand money.
but I like to think I do it with style!

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

gray eyes to die for and a lovely lavender shirt and tie

You checked out, er, I mean rang up Lex?

And no leaping up on the counter and having your way with him. That's Clark's job! 8-Þ

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Haaaa!! no, unfortunately he didn't look like Lex, lots of black very gelled hair--if I squinted I might see RaveMikey--but he looked like he got sartorial tips from Lex for sure--the black coat, lavender shirt thing, y'know.

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

*bounces in and leaves a sekrit linksy (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecaelum/121195.html) for Miss Roxy*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Bless you! *gives you big ole wet kiss of appreciation, lingering grope of gratitude*

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

By the way, have you seen this icon?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/pen_and_umbra/13640.html?style=mine

pump action batgun

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You're going to drag me into another fandom, aren't you?

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Nooo! honestly! I just thought you'd like the pump action Batgun!

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, actually, now that you mention it, Penumbra is the reason i got interested in HP, 'cause she writes Holmes/Watson. Remember that story with the violin bow and Watson's crotch? mmm...good memory...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah! That's why the name was familiar! Yes-- good times, good times!

[tabaqui]

Sweetie, are you reading julia_here's 'Just Another Irish Rose'? You should be.
It will show you that details like gum and shoes and how the icebox worked are VERY important!!
Details, honey, are the warp and woof that support the weave.
*snuggles you*

*bounce*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Rats! Why does everyone insist I write an actual plot around my porn. *pout* I'll have to check that out. :)

[tabaqui]

On the other hand, we all need some sugar.
As you wish, Ms. Thang!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

No, no-you're right-- I know you're right. *sheepish grin from world's oldest brat*
Good lookin' out, my beloved Star Girl! :)

[tabaqui]

Heeee.
Dude.
I so love you.
:)