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Hello! *roxy be all tap-dance-y and frighteningly happy* Say--do you get as scared as I do when I'm all happy like? it's so unnatural--I'm on a natural high, as we used to say back in the day as we were doing shotguns of really fine ha--ooo! Look! Shiny!


Anyway, on a completely unrelated topic, there's more of my story here...hey you know what's hard, taking canon, I mean like an ep canon, and re-writing it to fit your own thing. Hard work! It makes me squinch up my face and go errrr!
Like this--errr.
(*gigglegiggle*i'm sorry, i just can't help it.)
part one
part two

So *wipes eye* here we go--( part three )

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Ten ways you can tell Lex has gone “bad”

10.Dogs growl at him.

9.He smiles…a lot.

8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.

7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.

6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.

5.He tells everyone the truth.

4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'

3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!

Dis Pater part 4

ARRRGH! I'm so behind on my reading and commenting! Gosh some of you have to stop being so prolific. *eyes balls you know who sternly* Tomorrow I'm tied up, being nice to Mr. Roxy because, let's be frank here, he's got it--and then Targe-hell continues it's senseless persecution of me. But next week! Next week I have a few more days free, and I will spend it getting caught up on all the stuff I've been wanting to read, and maybe finally finish that drawing that 's been sitting on my drafting table. say, did you know how much fun it was to draw doinkies? I know it! I didn't know either! I love drawing doinkies!(that would be the latin for penis)

Goodness! I do go on! Let me post this story bit than and just be quiet.
( part four Dis Pater )

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