Strange Boys part 12

Good morning! Soon, soon, we come to the end of our little adventure! It's just too much fun to play with Bruce, I really miss him when he's not here.

I have an idea or two I'm working on, and Dis Pater...whoo! Kind of took of fon it's own...but what else is new? Anyhoo--we'll be coming back to Summer Story in a little bit, thankfully that muse loosened her chokehold on the ideas and I've been re-inspired there--my little audience for that has surely disappeared, *sniff, waves hanky in farewell* but what the hey! I can't leave those boys in limbo! Closure, ve must have closure! Happy endings all around, pretty much! *scratches head* Have I done anything that has an unambiguously happy ending?

Must check on that-- I'm sure I have...or I will when I finally finish Stand By Me, The Wonder Years....

Well, no more blather, it's time for story! Warning here for extremely bad behavior, which means anything I personally think is wrong.

Part eleven is here.


( Strange Boys or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Game. Part Twelve. )

Too Good!

My Beloved Friend sent me this, and I have to share it!
Subject: Mensa Challenge

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

12. Glibido: All talk and no action.

13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

14. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
your fruit that you are eating.

And the pick of the literature:

17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Happy Birthday elandrialore!

We might not know each other well, but I truly enjoy reading your stories. Hoope it was a good one!