4/29/05

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Previous Parts are here, mis-reading your intentions. run!

Okay, trying this one more time. I tried to post this sucker a bazillion times last night and something always went wrong. Let's hope I don't screw it up today.

Dis Pater part 14 )
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Ahem...It's been brought to my attention by *koffnonameskoff* that The Big Echoey space is perhaps...a little skewed, morality-wise. Well, I just don't know what to say about that. I happen to think that Big Echoey is a place where we learn important lessons about life, what to do, and what not to do--for instance, don't give your boyfriend a RedK colonic--okay, this may have been implied, but--words to live by if your name is Lex. Also-- drugs are very bad. Don't steal, it's nasty and tacky. Lying-also a tacky, tacky thing to do, and besides people won't pay attention to you after a while and your invitations will drop-unless you're lying about your sex life--make it good and we'll invite you!

And, don't keep your make-up past six months, never save your sandwich on your night table to eat in the morning,it's okay in certain circumstances to wear white after Labour Day. No dating your girl-friend's ex--ever. Call me old school but it just shouldn't be done. Morals, people, morals. Establish before hand, spit or swallow.*nod* perhaps not a moral issue, but still, important. No need to thank me-- these are gifts I give back to the community.

If you have a question of morality, please feel free to ask me what I think, I may be able to help in some small way *modestly blushes* Sadly, I don't handle the life or death issues here, after all, I'm simply a humble purveyor of porn and thus not qualified for the Big Picture. *radiates humbleness of a quality so sterling, it shineth like the sun*

Anyhoo-- enough about me! Porn?

Part Twelve is here.


Strange Boys or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Game.Part Thirteen. )

Just for Fun!

4/29/05 11:15 pm
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A Fun Angel: The Series Survey
Did you follow Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?yes
What did you think of Doyle?I loved him
Was Wesley a good replace for Doyle?yes
Who do you ship from the show?Angel/wesley, Angel /Lindsey
Who do you refuse to ship from the show?Fred/ anyone
Which season was your favorite? Why?season one, Wesley was so cute
Which characters from Buffy did you want to see as regulars on Angel?Spike--Xander would have been interesting
Faith: Like her? Loathe her? Don't care about her?grew to really like her
What did you think of Fred and Gunn's relationship?erf.
Did you want to see more of Darla?no
Which season Wesley is your favorite?season two
Which was better, Spin The Bottle or Smile Time?Smile Time
Did you cry when Cordy, Fred and Wesley died?yes--I even cried when Fred died
Was Angel out of line by erasing his friend's memories when it came to Connor?yes
Did you like street!Gunn or lawyer!Gunn better?Street!Gunn
Are you one of those creeps who believe Fred and Lindsey were twins, seperated at birth?umm--no.
Who was better, Angel or Spike?Angel
Who do you think survived the alley?All of them.
What happened to Justine? Is she still handcuffed by the docks?!Hopefully
Do you think Dru and Darla had sexual relations?yes
Who did Angel belong with, Buffy or Cordy?Wesley
Favorite overall episode?what's the name of the one where Lindsey and Angel kick each orther's asses?
Do you think Joss needs to create a new series based on characters from Angel and Buffy?yes!
Do think Wesley deserved forgiveness for kidnapping Connor?yes
Were Lilah and Wesley in love?yes and no
Did you write hate mail to the WB when they cancelled the series? And, did you send hate mail to Joss when he killed Fred off?no--wanted to...
Spike called Wesley Percy a lot. Do you think Spike read Harry Potter?no
Are you glad this is over and done with?it wasfun

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Dis Pater is kicking my ass! I've churned out words words words and dumped them all. Crap! It's like my brain just refuses to process that story--oh sure, it'll turn out tons of porn all willy-nilly like--but try something without the ass-sex and grrrrrr...I've got the basics down but it's so stick-like, like a large stick is up each and every character's butt. Stiff? Like a corpse on a skating rink it's stiff. It is the Camembert of stories,rivaling Mephitis Mephitis in it's stinkabilty.

I'll make it work--as bob is my witless. ( pleh! pleh!)