I've just written 400 hundred words on a blow job, and it's boring me to *tears*. There's just not that much to say--"Open wide--gee thanks. Pop-corn? Cab fare?" Well. I suppose I could try to make it a bit more romantic.
"Hey, that was the best head I ever got. Thanks--you're a chum!"
"Oh, no, my pleasure, really. And don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just make one up and spare you the trouble of doing it."
"Cool! Beer?"
"Thanks, I brought my own. Want one?"
"Wow--I'm in love."
Let me go get the Axe-O-Matic and fix this thing.