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[roxy]

I've just written 400 hundred words on a blow job, and it's boring me to *tears*. There's just not that much to say--"Open wide--gee thanks. Pop-corn? Cab fare?" Well. I suppose I could try to make it a bit more romantic.

"Hey, that was the best head I ever got. Thanks--you're a chum!"

"Oh, no, my pleasure, really. And don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just make one up and spare you the trouble of doing it."

"Cool! Beer?"

"Thanks, I brought my own. Want one?"

"Wow--I'm in love."

Let me go get the Axe-O-Matic and fix this thing.

Comments

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

*snorts*
Who is blowing who?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! At this point, *I* don't care!

Actually, I'm trying hard to get Clark to blow Lex--I should go look at all the UGH posts for some help, hunh? *GRIN*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

Clark really should blow Lex. If it helps I can get my grandma's wooden spoon. A good whack from it allows all the creative juices to boil. Imagine a blow job scene where someone has a stroke or something.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OoookaaaaY-- whacking eh? Whack away, I need it! *grin*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I feel you.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*clings* stupit bj's!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I want a boy getting a surprize handjob in a movie theater. Much better than bj's.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh man yes! *waits for you*

Oh. Oh! I finally got an idea for my Boon Dock Saints fic! *hughug* Thanks!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Made ME giggle!!!
:D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hehehhe! Good! *hug*

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

OMFG! Best. BJ. Evah!!!1

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!