I'm Rich, Beyatch!!!

I just won ninty-bazillion euoros in the Italian Lotto--and I didn't even have to enter! I just won! WOW!!!
all I have to do is e-mail them a bunch of silly old personal info--no big deal, right?

It's the whirld-wind tour for me--Camden, Philly--hell, let's go all out! On to the Big Wahoonie--NYNY!
Anyone know where I can get big ole burlap bags for my winnings?

Yeah Baby!

Stand by your man--stand by your man.
Denny Crane.