I'm Rich, Beyatch!!!

[roxy]

I just won ninty-bazillion euoros in the Italian Lotto--and I didn't even have to enter! I just won! WOW!!!
all I have to do is e-mail them a bunch of silly old personal info--no big deal, right?

It's the whirld-wind tour for me--Camden, Philly--hell, let's go all out! On to the Big Wahoonie--NYNY!
Anyone know where I can get big ole burlap bags for my winnings?

Comments

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

Oh congrats...I hope your tour leads a little further south.

90 bazillion euros, oh my! You's rich. Ha to all the haters out there Ms.Roxy. :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*shakes booty*
YaY! I'm finally getting my grill with Roxy spelled out in pink diamonds! And hydralics on the van! Whoo-hooo!

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Hah! How can I get in on that action? Should I send them all my info, too? Tell me where to send it!

*passes out burlap bags to all*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YES! Just send them your drivers licence and your telephone number and probably they'll want your social too...but you'll be RICH!!
*paints $$ on all the bags*

[lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com]

huh? what? well congrats! *hugs* so no more target? and how much is 90 something euros?
but hey, congrats! you deserve it!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!
No, apparently it's a pretty well known scam--I looked it up on line. Mind you, thank goodness I looked before I quit my job! *biggrin*

[lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com]

awww! *hugs you tightly and glares at scammers*

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Send them your personal info????? Yeah right! You can always go to a fabric store and buy some burlap and make some bags. :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heee! Yes, I'd sooner dance naked on a traffic island at rush hour then send them my info!

[digitalwave]

You are such a cutie!

*hugs you tight*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

hee! *enjoys*

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

LMAO. You're absolutely brilliant!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GASP*
you're right! and if I *own* them then...they have to do anything I want!!!!

Hmmm...I'll need a camera, some handcuffs, lots and lots of chocolate syrup, maybe some peanut butter....