
Yesterday at work I was caught between two co-workers who were trying to tell me--at the same time, mind you--how awful the other one was. Being a Solomon like person of great wisdom and understanding, I did the only thing one could do in a situation like that. I pointed past their heads and yelled, "HEY LOOK! SHINY!" and ran.
*is pleased with herself*
Hunh. Who knew that would actually work in real life?