SpN: A Trickle of Strangers

Title: A Trickle of Strangers
Author: roxy
Pairings/Characters: Castiel/Dean
Rating: nc-17
Word Count: 2142
Spoilers: spoilers for 5.04
Summary: abi wanted screwed up Dean/Cas so I thought, 'what could be more screwed up than the story of how Cas got all human?' ala The End
Notes/Warnings: Well, this bit starts off kind of sweet but the fic in total should end full of angst and owies, but I wouldn't rule out the whole thing dissolving into a pile of shmoop—that happens to me a lot lately. Cross your fingers and hope for perversion!

(  The first time it happens )

oh my.

So the other day this guy comes through my register with a big ass box of trojans and a big bottle of lube, the kind that warms, and it's about two in the afternoon. I ring up his stuff and say all chipper-like, "There ya go! Have a nice evening."

Awkward.