oh my.

[roxy]

So the other day this guy comes through my register with a big ass box of trojans and a big bottle of lube, the kind that warms, and it's about two in the afternoon. I ring up his stuff and say all chipper-like, "There ya go! Have a nice evening."

Awkward.

Comments

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

to which he replied...? sounds to me like he had a much more interesting evening in store than i did. :D

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

Roxy, I'm sure he appreciated your good wishes.

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

But did you give him a saucy wink? Whenever I had to ring up anything that might be embarassing, I just decided that the best defense was a good offense.

[danceswithgary]

I'm sure he did! *giggles*

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

Wait...that was me!

*g*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

lol Definitely sounds like he had some plans for that night. *giggles*

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Oh my, he must have had plans for the night. Or the afternoon and the evening and the night and the next morning and... XD

Awkward indeed. *G*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[agent-jl36.livejournal.com]

I used to work in a video store with a "back room". Guys would ask me out for a drink as I'm ringing up their porn rental. Ummmmm....nooo..... But you always give 'em that "Have a nice evening!" cuz what else DO you say? Hope you get lucky? Hope your hand doesn't cramp up?

Too funny!!

[carolinecrane.livejournal.com]

Ha! Doesn't he know that's why self-checkout was invented?

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's pretty awesome!

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

*Falls down laughing*

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

I'm sure his evening was awesome.

Even if it wasn't, surely he's prepared for the coming weekend?

:)

I always felt weird ringing up condoms.

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Hee!!! I hope he was all chipper, too!

I talk to cable tv customers on the phone, and once I was helping a guy pick out an appropriate porny PPV package, and we had one that was a really good price and lasted a long time, which I proceeded to tell him would be more, er...and it was on the tip of my tongue to say "bang for your buck," and I just sort lamely trailed off. He said, "Yeah, er, uh..." and then we both started giggling.

Sex is fun even if you're not having it. *g*

[bluemeridian]

That is really rather fantastic. ♥

[lapetite-kiki.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

It seems almost certain that a nice evening is what he was planning!

[twinsarein.livejournal.com]

I have the feeling that he was hopeful of a good evening AND lots of stamina.

[xinsidemyskinx.livejournal.com]

LOL... personally i think condom's and pregnancy's tests are the worst things to ring through.