oh my.

[roxy]

So the other day this guy comes through my register with a big ass box of trojans and a big bottle of lube, the kind that warms, and it's about two in the afternoon. I ring up his stuff and say all chipper-like, "There ya go! Have a nice evening."

Awkward.

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[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Hee!!! I hope he was all chipper, too!

I talk to cable tv customers on the phone, and once I was helping a guy pick out an appropriate porny PPV package, and we had one that was a really good price and lasted a long time, which I proceeded to tell him would be more, er...and it was on the tip of my tongue to say "bang for your buck," and I just sort lamely trailed off. He said, "Yeah, er, uh..." and then we both started giggling.

Sex is fun even if you're not having it. *g*