Heck Yeah!

Dear My Friends, did I tell you how freaked out I was about turning 58 this year? Yes, I was a bit depressed, 58...so completely time to retire the hotpants, time to stop throwing my telephone number to high school seniors....sigh. And then it hit me, wait a min, I wasn't turning 58, I was turning 57! Huzzah! I felt worlds better--so good I almost drove to my local junior college to celebrate! "hello little boy...ever seen the inside of a minivan close up? Hmmm? I've got chocolate liqueur...ever been in a Turkish men's prison?"

Imagine my confusion when it was revealed to me by my kid sage oracles that I was turning 56 this year. Ha! I know it!! I have completely missed being 55, I was so busy being 56! My darling has had to remind me several times just how old I am. I'm a little worried that I can't remember my age. Is it some kind of mental thing? Oh well, it just means more time to show the boys how I put THe GRRR into cougar. Also the "OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"

Good times a-coming, my friends, good times!