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Queen of the Fitting Room.




"Your friend thinks you look good in that outfit? Your friend? Is not your friend."
"Go back in the fitting room and get those clothes, your mother doesn't work here."
"I don't make commission so I'll let you know, those pants look like they're trying to escape from your ass."
"Sweetie, no matter what your kids are telling you, that outfit makes you look sexy. Nothing wrong with looking sexy. Rock that as long as you can."
"That looks fabulous--now go out there, be brave and get it in a size smaller. Yes you can."
"You're my favorite customer today, look at you folding the clothes all perfect."

Working the fitting room--it's a living. :)

Sadly, I look *exactly* like that grumpy cat.