WhineWhineWhine...

[roxy]

Dis Pater is kicking my ass! I've churned out words words words and dumped them all. Crap! It's like my brain just refuses to process that story--oh sure, it'll turn out tons of porn all willy-nilly like--but try something without the ass-sex and grrrrrr...I've got the basics down but it's so stick-like, like a large stick is up each and every character's butt. Stiff? Like a corpse on a skating rink it's stiff. It is the Camembert of stories,rivaling Mephitis Mephitis in it's stinkabilty.

I'll make it work--as bob is my witless. ( pleh! pleh!)

Comments

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I actually had to pull over to the side of the street so I could really take it all in. What kind of activities do you suppose the city has planned for this? Some kind of seminar on how not to hurt yourself when practicing celibacy, possibly with a demonstration of the proper use of a variety of dildos?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

More than likely it probably consists of knees tighly held together and praying?

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I don't know about you, but I know myself that there are times in a girl's life when if she bends the right way, she can squeeze her knees together real tight and scream for Jesus without practicing abstinence. This is why Methodists send their kids off to sex camp when they hit peuberty.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!